Had a woman ask me when I was getting pregnant yesterday and to make her feel like shit for asking a shitty question I started fake crying about being infertile
“Vaping can deliver toxic metals into your lungs” babe I grew up in Flint my body is 90% toxic metals
Hi in case you were curious if you wanted to levitate a car with a laser you would need a laser 2.14 times more luminous than the total output of the SUN; Which is also a few magnitudes off of the Schwinger limit, which is when particles just kinda start appearing out of nothing, to put that into context. But hey if you wanted to float some diamond dust you could do it with a wee little .25W diode
its cause youre always on that damn vibrator
Pink hair don’t care
Can… someone send me some money for food? Links are in the pinned post? Or at least share? Thank you in advance
Love wins
Me, doing donuts in the Walmart parking lot with my shitty little Ford Fiesta: WHIPPIN IN THE FORD AND THE TEARS KEEP FLOWIN
I’ve had cats my entire life, but I never actually adopted one from a shelter. I lived across the street from a farm and barn cats would come over all the time and have their kittens. But the one cat I did get from the shelter, Mittens, is unlike any cat I’ve ever had. She’s so vocal. She’s so cuddly. She waits for me by they door when I go out. She’s so funny, she’ll meow when you ask her questions because she’s smart enough to know you’re talking to her. If you call her name she’ll come bounding in from across the apartment. She’s such a precious little baby. I know you usually say “this is the best cat I’ve ever had” to whatever cat you have at the time but she genuinely is the best cat I’ve ever had. She’s so special.
ALSO: the shelter tried to talk me out of getting this cat because she was “antisocial and doesn’t work with other animals” well she just happens to be the most social animal I’ve ever had save for my rats so idk what kind of home she came from but she’s happy here and that’s what matters. She’s always purring and cuddling. I’m glad she’s happy
And oh god do I show her she’s special (she’s so spoiled) she’s taken to eating these jerky-like treats but ONLY if I mash them up for her first because she is a princess
Basically, one of my Identifiers is that I will always have a cooler pair of glasses than you.