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Observations

• Hagan(Burnie Burns), Zach(Michael Jones), Woody(Gavin Free), and Herman(Colton Dunn) are Lazer Team
  
• Mindy(Alexandria Deberry) is Hagan’s daughter and NOT BARBARA DUNKELMAN
• Adam(Alan Ritchson) is Champion of the Earth
• Zach has the lazer
• Hagan has the shield
• Woody has the helmet
• The helmet enhances mental functions
• This gives Woody a British accent instead of a hick one to make him sound more intelligent
• Herman has the legs
• Hagan is a sheriff
• Zach did SOMETHING to end up in the back of Hagan’s car
• Woody owns a ‘Milford’ shirt with the ‘ord’ scratched off
• Aliens
• Use of Gav’s slow-mo cams 10/10

We’ve Been Told

• Not a real dick that Woody adjusts
• Once they put the pieces on they don’t come off (I know we were told that somewhere, I just cant find where)
  
• Something about a rap battle in the back of a cop car I think? 
• Aliens

RT Employes Seen

• Joel Heyman is a reporter
• Caleb is the soldier at the far end (maybe)
• Kdin is a “something or other important looking guy”
• Gus is a scientist
• According to IMDb, Caiti Ward and Arryn Zech also appear
• Meg Turney has said she makes an appearance 

Headcanon/Speculation

• Zach is in his late teens/early twenties. High School/college aged
• Zach is possibly the leader, hence LAZER TEAM