[Blurred Lines starts playing on Pandora] first of all how dare u
So I have a map of the US in my room and there’s a piece of paper over Texas because no one likes Texas. Texas isn’t real.
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Pacific Rim wasn’t even about rim jobs wtf 0/10
Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”
pac rim au where everything is exactly the same except this is hermann’s cane
WWWD? (what would waluigi do)
Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons
I like to imagine that Hermann is the type of guy to get really emotional about outer space when he’s drunk
Like imagine Newt trying to get him back to his room or something and Hermann’s being dragged along and he starts sobbing and Newt freaks out like “What’s wrong?! Is it your leg??” And Herm says “I jsut r eALL Y like sp ace”
