*at job interview* i see it says on your resume that you’re good at shit posting and memeing„, ur hire;d
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27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
*at job interview* i see it says on your resume that you’re good at shit posting and memeing„, ur hire;d
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#shitpostingShitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.
me at 3pm vs. me at 3am
[Doctor voice] ma’am please stop trying to breakdance you are IN LABOR
pac rim au where everything is exactly the same except this is hermann’s cane

I like to imagine that Hermann is the type of guy to get really emotional about outer space when he’s drunk
Like imagine Newt trying to get him back to his room or something and Hermann’s being dragged along and he starts sobbing and Newt freaks out like “What’s wrong?! Is it your leg??” And Herm says “I jsut r eALL Y like sp ace”
What if we took all the bath bombs and put them in THE OCEAN
yo thandruil a lil bitch sometimes but he a hot lil bitch
Pacific Rim wasn’t even about rim jobs wtf 0/10
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I am a human being. I own skin. Which I grew. Myself. On my 100% human body. I am definitely not an alien lizard in a flesh suit. 100% human.