Observations

• Hagan(Burnie Burns), Zach(Michael Jones), Woody(Gavin Free), and Herman(Colton Dunn) are Lazer Team
  
• Mindy(Alexandria Deberry) is Hagan’s daughter and NOT BARBARA DUNKELMAN
• Adam(Alan Ritchson) is Champion of the Earth
• Zach has the lazer
• Hagan has the shield
• Woody has the helmet
• The helmet enhances mental functions
• This gives Woody a British accent instead of a hick one to make him sound more intelligent
• Herman has the legs
• Hagan is a sheriff
• Zach did SOMETHING to end up in the back of Hagan’s car
• Woody owns a ‘Milford’ shirt with the ‘ord’ scratched off
• Aliens
• Use of Gav’s slow-mo cams 10/10

We’ve Been Told

• Not a real dick that Woody adjusts
• Once they put the pieces on they don’t come off (I know we were told that somewhere, I just cant find where)
  
• Something about a rap battle in the back of a cop car I think? 
• Aliens

RT Employes Seen

• Joel Heyman is a reporter
• Caleb is the soldier at the far end (maybe)
• Kdin is a “something or other important looking guy”
• Gus is a scientist
• According to IMDb, Caiti Ward and Arryn Zech also appear
• Meg Turney has said she makes an appearance 

Headcanon/Speculation

• Zach is in his late teens/early twenties. High School/college aged
• Zach is possibly the leader, hence LAZER TEAM

Jack Pattillo was the driving force behind putting together a 25 hour charity drive for a children’s hospital and was so touched by the donations that he cried at the end.

Fuck you if you don’t have some love for Jack Pattillo.

You know who doesn’t like Jack Pattillo?

[Gavin Free voice] sOD OFF

so I had a dream last night that Jack Pattillo changed his name to Jack Potato. Like AH had a video up explaining the change and it was 100% serious.

So then I went on Tumblr and everyone was scrambling to change their tags, people were seriously supportive of him, and most importantly people were trying to figure out new Team names. I think it was like Team Meat and Potatoes (Geoff), Team Free Potatoes, Team Brown Potato, Team Lil Potatoes, Team Red Tomatoes (Michael), and Team Walnut. Team Walnut was because Walnuts are tree potatoes apparently and so Potato + (Hay)Wood = Walnut.

People were also making screen caps of beat up GTA!Jack into memes, calling it Mashed Potatoes.

And someone messaged Caiti to see if she was changing her name to Potato too and she was the only person who was like: “No. I have no idea why he is doing this and I don’t think this is a good decision.” Not sure if she was being a jerk or was the only sane person there.