27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Shitposting is like abstract modern art. What is shitposting? How do we define it? How do you be a successful shitposter? These are life’s greatest questions.
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#shitpostingme at 3pm vs. me at 3am
WHAt if they played mmm whatcha say every time someone died in Ten Little Roosters oh my god
Anonymous asked:
I am a human being. I own skin. Which I grew. Myself. On my 100% human body. I am definitely not an alien lizard in a flesh suit. 100% human.
I like to imagine that Hermann is the type of guy to get really emotional about outer space when he’s drunk
Like imagine Newt trying to get him back to his room or something and Hermann’s being dragged along and he starts sobbing and Newt freaks out like “What’s wrong?! Is it your leg??” And Herm says “I jsut r eALL Y like sp ace”
[pushes chuck hansen out of the way] move ur blocking the view of ur dad
Oka y but imagine this: Newt trying to send dick pics to Hermann but he’s not wearing his glasses and accidentally sends them to “Herc” instead of “Herm”
Never trust someone who sleeps with the closet door open cause they just askin for demons
yo thandruil a lil bitch sometimes but he a hot lil bitch
Pacific Rim wasn’t even about rim jobs wtf 0/10
