i honestly c a n n o t believe that in the year 2016 some fuckos tried to pay gillian anderson half (HALF) of david duchovny’s pay for the x-files reboot. listen we all know nobody’s turning out to see david duchovny sit around like an unbaked croissant when gillian anderson’s RIGHT THERE being exceptional in every regard, and yet a whole sucession of people clearly approved this fuckery. somebody line up every single yahoo involved in that decision and let me physically fight each one. i know gillian anderson doesn’t need me to defend her honor but i’ve got two fists and a lot of pent-up anger. i’m ready
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CLASSIC X-FILES. DARK AS SHIT. NOBODY CAN SEE ANYTHING. WE TRY. WE SQUINT. THERE MIGHT BE SOME TREES SOMEWHERE MAYBE. WHO GIVES A FUCK. X-FILES.
Mulder: the only explanation for this is-
Scully: hoe dont do it
Mulder: -aliens
Scully: oh my god
- fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
- me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
- fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
- me: i gotcha
- me: [winks]
- fbi agent:
Actual dialogue from X-files
MULDER: my partner is so tiny, I must have the tiniest partner in the world it is an x-file she is so tiny
SCULLY: I am a regular sized woman I don’t think–
MULDER: i love my tiny partner
me normally: aliens might be real idk
me after watching one episode of x files: aLIENS ARE REAL THE GOVERNEMNT IS LYIN GTO US
