- fbi agent: want to work for the fbi
- me: ok but can i work in the xfiles department
- fbi agent: there is no xfiles department
- me: i gotcha
- me: [winks]
- fbi agent:
So in Japan the *xfiles theme plays* meme is an actual thing, so on the news, whenever something creepy or mysterious happens they play the xfiles theme and trust me you haven’t lived until you’ve seen on the news an Olympic athlete putting a ping pong ball in his mouth replayed three times in slow motion while the xfiles theme plays.
