i honestly c a n n o t believe that in the year 2016 some fuckos tried to pay gillian anderson half (HALF) of david duchovny’s pay for the x-files reboot. listen we all know nobody’s turning out to see david duchovny sit around like an unbaked croissant when gillian anderson’s RIGHT THERE being exceptional in every regard, and yet a whole sucession of people clearly approved this fuckery. somebody line up every single yahoo involved in that decision and let me physically fight each one. i know gillian anderson doesn’t need me to defend her honor but i’ve got two fists and a lot of pent-up anger. i’m ready

So in Japan the *xfiles theme plays* meme is an actual thing, so on the news, whenever something creepy or mysterious happens they play the xfiles theme and trust me you haven’t lived until you’ve seen on the news an Olympic athlete putting a ping pong ball in his mouth replayed three times in slow motion while the xfiles theme plays.