I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.
I have a feeling she is me in the future.
This is nearly enough dogs.
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I have a feeling her dog had puppies and she got too attached.
I have a feeling she is me in the future.
This is nearly enough dogs.
me: [reaches the gates of the underworld]
me: [sees cerberus]
me: puppy!!!! puppy! :D !!!! pup
cerberus: :D! :D! :D!
Anonymous asked:
I wanted to thank you, from the bottom of my heart for the pets quality content you post. Truly, always the cutest and funniest pets tiktoks, and I appreciate it very much
i just rb anything cute that i find i cant help myself
In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.
oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them
after what they did to steve? nah
he didn’t harbor any ill towards the stingray and neither should you
I guess I should say that you guys can feel free to submit pictures of your pets to me because it literally always makes my day no matter what pet tbh
I live in the Sci-Tech residence hall (so to set the scene - we’re all nerds) and one of the hall rules is ‘no pets’ but a lot of people on my floor were talking about how a robot isn’t technically a pet and so long story short about 15 people from the floor have been talking in the laundry room for over an hour about how to build a robot dog and get away with it
alright alright i know yall wanna send pet pics but i cant just clog ppls dash with them. i love all of your pets regardless tho
Anonymous asked:
Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals
His face looks so sad, and I want very badly to encourage you to pet him, but I also know that that is a Bad Idea ™️ and Should Not Be Done
I need a story about the place where our alien friends go to buy a “safe” pet for us so we don’t bring a xenomorph onto Xir ship because SPACE PUPPY! To buy us a hamster or something.
“Captain , after looking through the catalog together I finally managed to convince Human-Sarah to get one of the suggested feline creatures, I have met several humans with felines before and they are quite small. The specific breed Human-Sarah requested, was a ‘Tiger.’ It should arrive within the next standard week, and I have volunteered to keep it in my quarters until we find a suitable location to house the ‘pet’”
“So, if this is a feline that is supposed to be small. Why are we being required that we have an appropriate facility for it to live in, Commander? Isn’t it supposed to co-habitate with the Human-Sarah?”
“Bring me the Human-John, Lt. I have an uneasy feeling.”
