My favorite part about Colin Firth playing a character named Harry in both Mama Mia and Kingsman is that it’s all too easy to imagine

Harry Hart: Glam Rock Edition

So, Harry joined Kingsman in or before 1981, because the newspaper cover from his first mission was a royal wedding picture of princess Diana and prince Charles. If we’re going by Colin Firth’s age, it means Harry was still 20 for his first mission.

Harry seems to be one of those quietly liberal people. His little “Catholic whore” speech in the church was before Valentine turned on the chips, meaning what Harry said came from his own self. People usually mellow with age, so when Harry was younger, he was most likely a more vocal liberal.

Basically what I’m saying is that my headcanon for young Harry is that he was liberal hippie trash that was constantly giving the other agents heart attacks with how reckless and boisterous he was.

So my roommate is also, like, super obsessed with Colin Firth and she was talking about him yesterday and I was just like “Wow, it sounds like you have a real Colin THIRST” and she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the day

I feel like directors are realizing how good Colin Firth looks in a suit and they’re just like “let’s just… Put him in a suit. Put him in a suit.” and the costume department is probably like “but sir I don’t think this role really calls for a suit-” and the director is just like “Put. Him. In. A. Suit.”

Now that Colin Firth has done Kingsman and Hugh Grant has done Man From Uncle I want them to have a rematch for Bridget Jones