Can someone explain this to me? As far as I know, kids come from sperm going into an egg. How do you get a kid with only one of the two?
(Honest question I am actually confused)

bisexual woman fucks pansexual man. neither of them is straight but they can have a child.

asexual woman fucks an asexual man just because together they decided that they wanted to have a child. neither of them is straight but they still managed to reproduce.

gay trans man fucks a gay cis man. they have a child that is bilogically their own and they are still gay as fuck.

two pansexual nonbinary people fuck and they have a child. no one in this relationship is straight or cis.

If you reproduce you’re no longer asexual.

hello, you are wrong as fuck.

asexuality means lack of sexual attraction. asexuals have still fully functioning genitals and their usage doesnt magically make asexuals feel sexual attraction.

Also scientist have found a way for two women to reproduce and I’m pretty sure they’ve done or are finding out a way for two men to reproduce as well.

No actual offense intended by this, because I think pregnant men would be cool, but wouldn’t that be kind of cruel to do that to men?

…some trans men can get pregnant completely naturally and there is nothing cruel about that if they wanted it. but i assume that you mean especially cis men. they cannot get pregnant, they have to get someone with uterus to carry the child.

i live in norfolk virginia, and there’s this guy called the black widow who lives here

he does operate kind of like a real superhero, and he stops car break-ins and stuff like that! apparently he even stopped a case of domestic violence once. i don’t know if a lot of people know he exists, but he definitely seems like a nice dude, and he has a lot of articles centered around him

but. there’s also a supervillain?

this is Man Man, founder of “AdaManMantium inc.” He is both legally and occupationally a supervillain. that’s not even a joke he has actual paperwork designating himself as a supervillain. he even has a business card

Man Man is pretty obsessed with “testing” the black widow in a lot of different ways. like. man man threatened to give his (man man’s) cat to a kill shelter if the black widow didn’t solve a riddle he gave him (whether he actually did it or not i have no idea)

and he also got 35 people to donate blood once the black widow solved ANOTHER riddle which was cool, and there was also this time where he went to a gay bar and told people that if they bought drinks he’d send the equivalent of the money they spent to the westboro baptist church (but since they refused he sent them to a charity)

one of his more recent schemes included… going to the mayor of the city and trying to get him to outlaw masks.

the reason im telling this to you. is because

my mom is dating man man?

blocked out the private stuff but you can definitely see that its the same guy (and also him cosplaying as. Him.)

my mom has always had questionable taste in men (she had a crush on onision a while ago) but like. she’s dating an actual supervillain now which i think is fucking hysterical

so basically. tl;dr. my town has superheroes and supervillains in it and my mom has decided to date a supervillain

update: theyre engaged

Black Widow has a billboard and runs around with batons.

People shit on Tumblr - and I know I’m biased because it’s my blogging platform of choice - but where else on god’s earth do you get shit like this