Actual dialogue from X-files
MULDER: my partner is so tiny, I must have the tiniest partner in the world it is an x-file she is so tiny
SCULLY: I am a regular sized woman I don’t think–
MULDER: i love my tiny partner
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MULDER: my partner is so tiny, I must have the tiniest partner in the world it is an x-file she is so tiny
SCULLY: I am a regular sized woman I don’t think–
MULDER: i love my tiny partner
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#xfilesI started watching/listening to Hamilton and I blame all of you
So in Japan the *xfiles theme plays* meme is an actual thing, so on the news, whenever something creepy or mysterious happens they play the xfiles theme and trust me you haven’t lived until you’ve seen on the news an Olympic athlete putting a ping pong ball in his mouth replayed three times in slow motion while the xfiles theme plays.
me normally: aliens might be real idk
me after watching one episode of x files: aLIENS ARE REAL THE GOVERNEMNT IS LYIN GTO US