Ex Astris Scientia — My dad won’t stop laughing at me because this...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

My dad won’t stop laughing at me because this morning I was sitting at the coffee table in unicorn pyjamas eating a lunchable and watching spongebob while having a completely 100% serious conference call with a lawyer and a stock broker about how I’m an ADULT now and I’m capable of doing trading on my own