girls don’t want boys, girls want harry hart to be alive in the next kingsman movie

Harry Hart is one of the most ridiculous characters in Kingsman okay hear me out:

- Collects butterflies
- Named his lap dog Mr. Pickle
- Beat up all of Dean’s men because they called Eggsy a rent boy
- “I’m a Catholic whore”
- That stupid apron honestly
- “So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam”
- Literally spends half the movie peacocking around Eggsy
- The whole “popping ones cherry” thing HONESTLY was that necessary ???
- ALWAYS LATE

My favorite part about Colin Firth playing a character named Harry in both Mama Mia and Kingsman is that it’s all too easy to imagine

Harry Hart: Glam Rock Edition

Harry Hart sounds like a pornstar name tbh

I have to laugh when people insinuate that Harry Hart is some kind of strict, dull, stick in the mud. We’re talking about the man that named his dog Mr. Pickles for Christ’s sake.

I don’t know where this came from but think about this: Eggsy gets hurt on a mission, like, really badly. He gets back to base and is in a hospital room and he’s all hopped up on pain killers, so he’s not exactly in his right mind. Merlin comes in and is PISSED. He doesn’t even look at Eggsy, doesn’t acknowledge him, just kinda shuffles around checking to make sure Eggsy isn’t gonna die. Eggsy, as I said, is out of his mind on pain meds, and misinterprets Merlin’s behavior as him being mad at Eggsy (when he’s really just mad that Eggsy got hurt and he blames himself because he should’ve given better directions etc.) And Eggsy can’t stand it. He feels like he let Merlin down by fucking up the mission and he got himself hurt and he’s emotional and exhausted and maybe its that the last few months have been rough, with losing Harry ((or so he thinks)) and V-Day and he just… Bursts into tears. Like, completely blubbering and it freaks Merlin out because that’s the last thing he expected the ever cocky Eggsy to do. So Merlin just stands there dumbfounded like “What’s wrong, lad?! Are you in pain?? Tell me what’s wrong??” and Eggsy is just a mess of “I’m sorry I fucked up so bad! I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please don’t be mad at me!” And Merlin is taken aback because how could he ever be mad at his Eggsy?? He adores Eggsy! And Merlin is trying to do whatever he can to calm him down. Eventually Merlin finds himself laying in the hospital bed next to the sniveling boy, who’s finally letting the pain meds take him to sleep. Merlin is just laying with him and petting his hair and telling him how good he was and how proud he is (shamelessly feeding Eggsy’s praise kink) until he’s sure the boy is asleep.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cat in the summer meadow, 1920 - Bruno Liljefors (Swedish, 1860-1939)