My favorite part about Colin Firth playing a character named Harry in both Mama Mia and Kingsman is that it’s all too easy to imagine

Harry Hart: Glam Rock Edition

So, Harry joined Kingsman in or before 1981, because the newspaper cover from his first mission was a royal wedding picture of princess Diana and prince Charles. If we’re going by Colin Firth’s age, it means Harry was still 20 for his first mission.

Harry seems to be one of those quietly liberal people. His little “Catholic whore” speech in the church was before Valentine turned on the chips, meaning what Harry said came from his own self. People usually mellow with age, so when Harry was younger, he was most likely a more vocal liberal.

Basically what I’m saying is that my headcanon for young Harry is that he was liberal hippie trash that was constantly giving the other agents heart attacks with how reckless and boisterous he was.

girls don’t want boys, girls want harry hart to be alive in the next kingsman movie

I have to laugh when people insinuate that Harry Hart is some kind of strict, dull, stick in the mud. We’re talking about the man that named his dog Mr. Pickles for Christ’s sake.

Harry Hart is one of the most ridiculous characters in Kingsman okay hear me out:

- Collects butterflies
- Named his lap dog Mr. Pickle
- Beat up all of Dean’s men because they called Eggsy a rent boy
- “I’m a Catholic whore”
- That stupid apron honestly
- “So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam”
- Literally spends half the movie peacocking around Eggsy
- The whole “popping ones cherry” thing HONESTLY was that necessary ???
- ALWAYS LATE

Harry Hart sounds like a pornstar name tbh