Hartwin AU I desperately need:

Modern setting. Eggsy is a prince that is constantly sneaking out and getting into trouble and being rebellious in general. Harry is his exasperated bodyguard (still titled a Kingsman) that has to follow Eggsy around at all hours.

Eggsy sneaks out one night and goes to a club only to have Harry stomp in and drag him out. The whole time Eggsy is giggling and a little bit drunk and how can Harry stay mad at him when Eggsy’s looking at him like that?

Eggsy tries to get into a fight with some chavs that don’t like how nicely he’s dressed and before he can throw the first punch, Harry’s there literally carrying him away with “Please, Eggsy, stop trying to fight people that are taller than you.”

Eggsy partaking in free running around the palace and “Really, Eggsy? Get off the bloody roof before you fall!”

Eggsy getting caught with pot and he thinks he’s going to get a tongue lashing from Harry, only to have the other man sigh and plop down on the couch next to him because at least he’s not out embarrassing himself in public.

Eggsy going for a swim and “Eggsy, that is a decorative pool get out of it right now or so help me-” and Eggsy pulls himself out and he’s laughing and his shirt is clinging to his chest and Harry swallows and can’t quite bring himself to avert his eyes.

Eggsy realizing that he could sweet talk Harry into doing almost anything and using that to talk Harry into letting him sneak out for a while “Only if you don’t go alone, Eggsy-” “Yeah, you can come too.”

Harry and Eggsy sneaking out to a club together and getting drunk. They sneak back into the palace later and Eggsy ends up sharing the bed with Harry.

Harry and Eggsy sharing a bed becomes an every night thing and Harry jokingly insists that its the only way he can constantly keep an eye on the prince.