korolevcross

girlfrienb would be nice but i am not a likable person romantically speaking

im good at conversation sort of but i fear that someday ill run out and itll just be a loop of facts about hedy lamarr and bitching about modern turntable design

kaijuno

When in doubt just make verbal shitposts

korolevcross

listen. if you evre say the word shitpost again in reference to me or my dealings with humans i am going to blow up your dad with a grenade

kaijuno

thats the shitposting spirit

hiimchekr

such shitpost strength here

korolevcross

i’m going to rip your arm off and send you back to the marshes to bleed to death

kaijuno

:)