Where are my kingsman stripper AUs

Where’s my kingsman Bodyguard AUs

Where’s my kingsman Pretty Woman AUs

Where’s my kingsman Moulin Rouge AUs

This is an outrage

girls don’t want boys, girls want harry hart to be alive in the next kingsman movie

So, Harry joined Kingsman in or before 1981, because the newspaper cover from his first mission was a royal wedding picture of princess Diana and prince Charles. If we’re going by Colin Firth’s age, it means Harry was still 20 for his first mission.

Harry seems to be one of those quietly liberal people. His little “Catholic whore” speech in the church was before Valentine turned on the chips, meaning what Harry said came from his own self. People usually mellow with age, so when Harry was younger, he was most likely a more vocal liberal.

Basically what I’m saying is that my headcanon for young Harry is that he was liberal hippie trash that was constantly giving the other agents heart attacks with how reckless and boisterous he was.

*sLAMS fist on tabl e*

i want a dorian gray kingsman au

My favorite part about Colin Firth playing a character named Harry in both Mama Mia and Kingsman is that it’s all too easy to imagine

Harry Hart: Glam Rock Edition