So, Harry joined Kingsman in or before 1981, because the newspaper cover from his first mission was a royal wedding picture of princess Diana and prince Charles. If we’re going by Colin Firth’s age, it means Harry was still 20 for his first mission.

Harry seems to be one of those quietly liberal people. His little “Catholic whore” speech in the church was before Valentine turned on the chips, meaning what Harry said came from his own self. People usually mellow with age, so when Harry was younger, he was most likely a more vocal liberal.

Basically what I’m saying is that my headcanon for young Harry is that he was liberal hippie trash that was constantly giving the other agents heart attacks with how reckless and boisterous he was.

My favorite part about Colin Firth playing a character named Harry in both Mama Mia and Kingsman is that it’s all too easy to imagine

Harry Hart: Glam Rock Edition

I feel like directors are realizing how good Colin Firth looks in a suit and they’re just like “let’s just… Put him in a suit. Put him in a suit.” and the costume department is probably like “but sir I don’t think this role really calls for a suit-” and the director is just like “Put. Him. In. A. Suit.”

So my roommate is also, like, super obsessed with Colin Firth and she was talking about him yesterday and I was just like “Wow, it sounds like you have a real Colin THIRST” and she didn’t talk to me for the rest of the day

I don’t know where this came from but think about this: Eggsy gets hurt on a mission, like, really badly. He gets back to base and is in a hospital room and he’s all hopped up on pain killers, so he’s not exactly in his right mind. Merlin comes in and is PISSED. He doesn’t even look at Eggsy, doesn’t acknowledge him, just kinda shuffles around checking to make sure Eggsy isn’t gonna die. Eggsy, as I said, is out of his mind on pain meds, and misinterprets Merlin’s behavior as him being mad at Eggsy (when he’s really just mad that Eggsy got hurt and he blames himself because he should’ve given better directions etc.) And Eggsy can’t stand it. He feels like he let Merlin down by fucking up the mission and he got himself hurt and he’s emotional and exhausted and maybe its that the last few months have been rough, with losing Harry ((or so he thinks)) and V-Day and he just… Bursts into tears. Like, completely blubbering and it freaks Merlin out because that’s the last thing he expected the ever cocky Eggsy to do. So Merlin just stands there dumbfounded like “What’s wrong, lad?! Are you in pain?? Tell me what’s wrong??” and Eggsy is just a mess of “I’m sorry I fucked up so bad! I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry please don’t be mad at me!” And Merlin is taken aback because how could he ever be mad at his Eggsy?? He adores Eggsy! And Merlin is trying to do whatever he can to calm him down. Eventually Merlin finds himself laying in the hospital bed next to the sniveling boy, who’s finally letting the pain meds take him to sleep. Merlin is just laying with him and petting his hair and telling him how good he was and how proud he is (shamelessly feeding Eggsy’s praise kink) until he’s sure the boy is asleep.

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