Ex Astris Scientia — I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns...

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I did that “what star wars character are you based on ur music” thing from spotify and I got Luke Skywalker and I looked at the playlist and I’ve never heard of like 90% of the songs so I was like “this sounds fake but ok” and I listened to it today and fuck man it’s really good fuck u spotify for knowing me better than me

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Anonymous asked:

why does mark hamill look so different from a new hope to the empire strikes back? he looks like hes a lot older or something, even though the movies are only 3 years apart...

I actually have an explanation for that! In January of 1977, Mark Hamill got into a pretty bad car accident. It wasn’t widely publicized because it was after they filmed A New Hope but before it came out, so no one knew who he was. He messed up his nose and cheek pretty badly, to the point where he had to have cartilage taken from his ear to reconstruct parts of his nose and cheek. It’s also rumored to be why Lucas wrote in Luke getting mauled by a wampa in the beginning of Empire Strikes Back, to make an excuse as to why he looked different.

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Darth Vader: No, I am your father

Luke Skywalker: Time out. Hold up. Hold up, sweetheart. Let’s get it together before you wanna read. I don’t have a sugar daddy sweetheart. Everything I’ve had, I’ve worked for and I worked for to get and I built myself. And I need you to know that 1 0 0 %. I don’t have a sugar daddy. I’ve never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I probably could go out and get one. Because I am what??? SICKENING.  You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not. that. kind. of. girl. Baby, everything I have I’ve worked for and gotten myself. I have built myself from the ground up, you f u c k i n g. B I T C H!! *throws drink*

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