i’m sick of these SJWs telling me not to buy bottled water
i propose a new hashtag
#watergate
but didn’t that already happen?
no, you’re thinking of #gamergate
#watergate is an all new movement advocating choice in drinks
wait but what about the thing in the 60’s where this guy
suddenly stole buckets upon buckets of water from this thing
and got slapped in the hand for it?
don’t be silly, everyone knows about Tricky Dick’s Wet ‘n’ Wild Water Heist of 1967
