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ain’t nothin wrong with him hes just a drama queen and needs to chill
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#luke skywalker #the forest #swKnowing that Mark Hamill supports gay and trans Luke Skywalker is all I needed in my life goodbye I’m ascending to heaven
I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns up his sleeve. I don’t know why, but I just know he’s the king of shitty puns
Luke Skywalker, immediately upon being handed Anakin’s lightsaber: this bitch empty
[tosses off cliff]
luke skywalker is a jedi master and so we must kinkshame him sorry i don’t make the rules
Anonymous asked:
I actually have an explanation for that! In January of 1977, Mark Hamill got into a pretty bad car accident. It wasn’t widely publicized because it was after they filmed A New Hope but before it came out, so no one knew who he was. He messed up his nose and cheek pretty badly, to the point where he had to have cartilage taken from his ear to reconstruct parts of his nose and cheek. It’s also rumored to be why Lucas wrote in Luke getting mauled by a wampa in the beginning of Empire Strikes Back, to make an excuse as to why he looked different.
Luke Skywalker: How did my father die?
Obi-Wan: (thinking) I cut his fucking legs off and kicked him in Lava.
Actually… that probably won’t go down so well…
Obi-Wan: (speaking) Vader killed him. Yeah, definitely Vader. Not me. No Lava. Nope. All Vaders doing.
I did that “what star wars character are you based on ur music” thing from spotify and I got Luke Skywalker and I looked at the playlist and I’ve never heard of like 90% of the songs so I was like “this sounds fake but ok” and I listened to it today and fuck man it’s really good fuck u spotify for knowing me better than me
