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Thank you for being you Danny DeVito

Anonymous asked:

From two separate people or the same person? And what did you do with your old eyes?

That’s classified and I put my old eyeballs into a clone of Danny DeVito and set him loose in the Appalachians to wander. Because he has my eyeballs I can still see through them and check up on him, similar to in Being John Malkovich

koragg1

noncool

imagine how scary danny devito would be if he was anything other than an actor like what if he was your dentist

kaijuno

Tumblr needs to remember that it’s okay to:

kaijuno

shove chess pieces up your ass while reciting Danny devito’s lines from the 1992 classic Batman Returns

Tumblr needs to remember that it’s okay to:

shove chess pieces up your ass while reciting Danny devito’s lines from the 1992 classic Batman Returns

current emotion: danny devito 

somewhat-oknatural

sluttyoliveoil

Danny devito in rabbit form

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