luke skywalker is a jedi master and so we must kinkshame him sorry i don’t make the rules
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Luke Skywalker, immediately upon being handed Anakin’s lightsaber: this bitch empty
[tosses off cliff]
YEET
I feel like Luke Skywalker has a lot of bad puns up his sleeve. I don’t know why, but I just know he’s the king of shitty puns
y'all pray for my man Luke Skywalker
ain’t nothin wrong with him hes just a drama queen and needs to chill
Knowing that Mark Hamill supports gay and trans Luke Skywalker is all I needed in my life goodbye I’m ascending to heaven
- luke skywalker: hey kids wanna know something neat
- luke skywalker: it turns out that saving thousands, millions, billions of lives from the empire does not, necessarily, make you a qualified teacher
- luke skywalker: see i studied under a little known art called "kind of winging it"
- luke skywalker: and many jedi teaching records are lost to the years
- luke skywalker: so uh
- luke skywalker: who wants to see some lightsaber tricks
- jedi academy kids: LIGHTSABER TRICKS
- luke skywalker: my apprentice just turned to the dark side what would yoda or obi-wan do
- luke skywalker:
- luke skywalker: *pulls on hawaiian shirt and shades*
- luke skywalker: exile
- Luke Skywalker: You think I'm going to walk out with a laser sword and take down the whole First Order?
- *Luke 2 hours*
- Luke Skywalker: Here I am with my father's laser sword ready to take down the whole First Order.
REVOLUTION 2, COMING SOON
I’M READY
i love that when poe says “that droid has a map that leads straight to luke skywalker” finn says “oh you gotta be kidding me”, implying he knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that when finn mentions luke to rey she says “luke skywalker??? i thought he was a myth” implying she knows exactly who luke is and that he’s important. i love that luke skywalker is a legend, a myth, a celebrity. do you think he has fans
I like to think that not only is he famous but that because he’s so elusive he’s actually reached cryptid status in the star wars universe. people host parties when a new blurry photograph comes out, get into debates over whether he really exists or not, skywalker-sighting hotspots are full of tourists and conspiracy theorists wearing shirts with a lightsaber on that say ‘I want to believe’ in block capitals.
