27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Me: I’m avoiding spoilers
Internet: Spoilers leaked!
Me: 🔍👀
I read spoilers as spiders and got really confused
can’t wait to enable Post+ on my posts just for someone to pay 3.99 and it just be an image like
dont use bad words on my posts my mom reads them
@buzzfeed quit riding my dick pls this is the second time this week
Just hire me if youβre gonna repost all of my posts
You know those weird horizontal pupils that goats have?…. they get a lot weirder.
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I did not know this.
I see this at a farm nearby where I like to hang with the goats, but the only time Iβve seen it captured on film was in that recent episode of Itβs Always Sunny In Philadelphia where Sweet Dee got trampled in the petting zoo. I guess it is deeply disturbing and kind of underutilized in horror, but I still wish my eyes did that.
Like, seriously, why isnβt this in more movies? Why did I have to make the .gif myself?
In all fairness, human eyes do this tooβ¦itβs just harder to tell because we have round pupils instead of horizontal pupils.
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i want there to be less information on this post please
Me subjecting yβall to my posts
my favorite thing in the world is to go though the tags on my posts about kylo ren because
My ex husband Buzzfeed posting my posts again β€οΈ
just going to slap this on every post I make now
A good majority of my posts should have this
Probably the cum soup post
at the rate buzzfeed steals my posts I’m just gonna put on my resume that I’m a writer there
