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Look we all want a robo dog but if you kill someone with a sledgehammer to steal theirs, they are going to find you. There's no way a 75k$ dog doesn't have gps
we are killing the dog
NO.
ALL DOGS ARE PRECIOUS.
Even robot ones.
its not a dog, its a machine used and designed for police surveillance and the entire reason they made it dog shaped is so idiots like you would go "awwww robot dog how precious" instead of seeing them as the oppressive tools they are.
we're killing the fucking dog
That's not a robot dog.
It's a four-legged robot spider.
It is not a dog, a spider, a chicken, a horse, a fish, a tick, a mosquito, a tapeworm or a baby
It is a weapon
There is nothing morally wrong about breaking weapons that are hurting people for any reason other than to prevent those people from hurting others worse
the dog robots are fully capable of hurting people, and badly. failsafes that would prevent that have not been installed. the police are deploying a thing out in public that can maim anyone who touches it wrong.
look, when i was a kid i was passionately in love with the idea of robots--that humans would one day create another sort of intelligence to share our world with-- and believed very firmly that we should respect and protect all our robot friends from the start, so there would be no violent humans-against-robots revolution or anything.
anyway it turns out that the people trying to keep end-stage capitalism running are really banking on us feeling more love for the robots than for the kind of people they're going to be using the robots to oppress.
so like. maybe lets all agree right now that if a robot is being used to hurt a person, you need to smash the fucking robot. they're going to make the robots really cute. they're going to show us so many movies about how much robots need to be loved. and then they are going to use robots to hurt people.
let's try not to fall for it, okay?
And don't forget that scary af episode of Black Mirror, Metalhead. Robot dogs can fuck right off.
They created a weapon, told you to call it a friend and watched as your empathy became their trap and tool.
IF 👏 A 👏 LARGE 👏 DOG 👏 THINKS 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏 IT’S 👏 A 👏 LAP 👏 DOG 👏
so, this post was linked on reddit’s “tumblr circle jerk” page because there is apparently at least on person with a reddit account who thinks this is a Very Serious SJW Post about the Valid and Real Identity of Large Dogs who are trans-small dogs or something.
I mean, people call tumblr a hellsite that believes in infinite chocolate but at least tumblr can recognize a joke about dogs.
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At the March For Science in Austin I saw a sign on this adorable little dog that said "My name is Beaker! My mom's are scientists!" and it was the cutest thing in the world. The couple had three dogs and the dogs had their own Instagram, @sciencedogs. I feel so blessed from this sight that I am compelled to share the good news.
Beautiful
my drivers get chased around by dogs when trying to deliver packages a lot which is actually a pretty big issue keep ur fucking dogs in the house when someone’s delivering stuff but the objectively funniest dog-encounter-injury I’ve seen was someone who got a bloody nose running away from someone’s chihuahua and they ran into a low hanging branch bc they weren’t looking where they were going
Everyone so trusting of dogs. Ppl just adopt random stray dogs and THATs how you and your entire crew gets eaten by a parasitic alien on an isolated antarctic research base you FOOLS
no no you’re right, there’s no way this dog could be anything other than just a big babie. completely safe to give pets to. anyway come closer
Morzsi
I once stayed at a B&B in Scotland that had 3 of these beasts. On the booking form it said “must like dogs”. What it didnt tell you was “you will open the door to your room in the morning and the dog will be looking eye to eye with you”
I really need these dogs in my life today
Took my cats to the vet once and one of these dudes was in the waiting room. It was like a 6 foot tall man had decided to lay on the floor and sprawl out his limbs.
When I was a little kid, I attended a religious school mostly staffed by nuns. One nun told us that they had a dog at their convent-thingie. Being a classroom full of 4/5 years old, we immediately embarked on a campaign to have the dog come visit us. The nun said she’d ask, but she was sure it’d be fine because he was a very sweet doggie, and we were just a little private school.
Cue a bunch of delighted children playing with the biggest dog ever, and an equally delighted giant dog.
Cue the principal, who was not one of the nuns, walking in and saying, “Jesus H. Christ!”
I have a great dane, I need one of these too!
i was just walking home from the subway in the rain and i saw a dog walking down the sidewalk alone wearing a sweater. now, i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks alone not wearing sweaters and i’ve seen dogs walking down sidewalks on leashes wearing sweaters and i gotta say, once you remove the human element from the equation, the dog looks like it dressed itself. like a decision was made by a dog. it just looks like a dog going somewhere in a world where dogs are highly intelligent and have appointments they need to get dressed up for. i couldn’t make eye contact with this dog, it was intimidating in its confidence.
this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?
friendly reminder that everything isn’t “ok now the white house is blue.” things aren’t back to normal. dozens of dogs are going to be buried weekly and you’re celebrating? this is disgraceful
