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tfw you get captured by a bunch of teddy bears
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#god i love this fucking post #swAbsolutely do not think about Han Solo being so excited to be a dad
Don’t think about Han holding Ben for the first time and Ben grabbing onto his fingers
Don’t think about him carrying Ben everywhere and showing him off to his friends
Don’t think about them play fighting or Han reading him a bedtime story or Han giving him to Chewie if Ben was upset so Chewie could hug him and make him feel better
Don’t think about Han being upset when they sent Ben away to Luke because he missed his son
Don’t think about Han taking it harder than Leia when he became Kylo Ren
Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????

I’ve heard the discussion about Han Solo’s famous “Kessel Run” time and time again - both inside the Star Wars community and outside it. Common consensus seems to be that Han Solo’s boast that the Falcon could do the run in 12 parsecs indicates that Solo has no idea what a parsec is, or else relies on the fact that his audience doesn’t know.
This discussion relies on two main facts:
The main mistake people seem to make when discussing this issue is believing that Han is boasting about the Falcon’s speed. This is understandable, because Han often boasts about the Falcon’s speed in other situations, and it is natural to assume that a vehicle owner boasts about the speed of their vehicle because that is what we Earthlings are used to when discussing cars and other machines.
As such, they think that Han is purporting that “12 Parsecs” is a quantification of the Falcon’s immense velocity.
This is an incorrect assumption, however. What Han is actually boasting about is the Falcon’s ability to safely navigate the dangerous Kessel Run by the shortest possible route.
Travelling at hyperspace is not a simple matter of moving the ship directly from A to B, since there are doubtless hundreds or thousands of intervening planets, stars, asteroids, and other dangers. A ship’s computer must be programmed with a route which avoids such obstacles - usually giving them a wide berth, just to be on the safe side. The computer can also adjust itself en route if an unforeseen hazard presents itself.
Han Solo programs the Falcon’s computer system to fly as close to these hazards - especially the forbidding Maw Cluster - as is possible without being destroyed. Most other pilots would see this behaviour as foolhardy, but Han apparently doesn’t care. Because the Falcon is programmed to fly closer to these obstacles than most other pilots would dare consider, it needs to “steer” far less, and so can traverse the route in a straighter line than any other starship. This means that the Falcon completes the Kessel Run in a shorter distance than other ships - a mere 12 parsecs.
This is backed up in The Force Awakens when Rey, impressed that the ‘hunk of junk’ she’s aboard is the Millennium Falcon, marvels that “This is the ship which ran the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs”. Han corrects her by saying “12″. This therefore implies that 12 parsecs is more impressive than 14 - something which is totally in keeping with the above.
Han isn’t talking out of his arse when he boasts about the Falcon’s record, nor is he demonstrating his lack of understanding of interstellar measurements. He’s just not talking about what many people think he’s talking about, which is their own lack of understanding, not Han’s.
To boldly cut corners no man has cut before.
^That’s it. That’s literally Han Solo.
Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (deleted scene)
Seriously though, this scene. WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS SCENE?
And as they went away with Luke letting Han’s hand trail out of his, I thought, “…as though millions of Han/Luke shipper voices suddenly cried out and were silenced.”

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi (deleted scene)
Seriously though, this scene. WHY DID THEY DELETE THIS SCENE?
And as they went away with Luke letting Han’s hand trail out of his, I thought, “…as though millions of Han/Luke shipper voices suddenly cried out and were silenced.”

In all my days I’ve never shipped this till…
Welp, if I didn’t ship it before…
True story from ancient fandom corner: people did ship it, and that shit was stomped on harder than any slash has ever been stomped on. There were lawsuits. SW slash went WAY underground–even in the days when all slash was underground. There were ‘zines, but they were precious as carbuncles and basically if you had one or wrote in one you were like a fucking badass slash bandit.
From what I understand, the Phantom Menace brought Star Wars slash into the fannish mainstream, when Qi-Gon/Obi-Wan exploded onto the Internet ca. 1999-2000, and it was a big enough phenomenon that LucasFilm didn’t bother pursuing it anymore.
Gay Luke theory confirmed
this post is also Really Important anyeone who is considering converting to han/luke because of me, please look at this post and watch this scene in the video. han and luke are in LOVE.
Aries: Han Solo
Taurus: Rey
Gemini: Princess Leia
Cancer: Finn
Leo: Poe Dameron
Virgo: Padmé
Amidala
Libra: BB-8
Scorpio: Kylo Ren
Sagittarius: Anakin Skywalker
Capricorn: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Aquarius: Yoda
Pisces: Luke Skywalker
Wait am I the only one that didn’t know Ewan McGregor’s uncle was the guy that played Wedge in the original 3 Star Wars movies