a canon url - blog mostly unrelated to url
short one word url - most likely to start shit with a random, aesthetic blogger
ultra short url (4 and less) - aesthetic blogger, sweet but quiet/shy 
long url (10+ letters) - endless stream of consciousness all the times, no limits
meme url - bad person with a lot of friends
anime related url - makes gifs, nerd, barred from heaven 
url with a fetish in it - aggressively single, will get mad about this post 
steampunk url - bad taste, lusts after big ben 
hyphenated url - couldn’t get the good version, tag is empty cause it doesnt work 
numbers in place of a vowel - blogline miami: wrong url 
video game url - makes/posts gifs, genuinely excited about all video games