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so i was looking at lipstick and there were some interesting colors
yes maybelline
idk why you’d need this color but ok i guess
lol me 2
is this the color of chilli though
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a pregnant woman goes into a coma
months later she wakes up, no longer pregnant
“you had twins! ” the nurse exclaims. “your brother named them”
“what did he name the girl?” the woman asks
“denise”
“that’s alright, I like denise. and the boy?”
“denephew”
this is like 1998 chain email-level content
this is my favorite
CLICK THE LINK OMFG
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THE BEST
Okay why haven’t I watched this show yet it has Anthony Stewart Head who apparently owns a pearl pink DS Lite.
“Go for Pendragon.”
Merlin is a great show, the cast is even better
My mom gave me a shitload of old makeup and I don’t wear makeup,I don’t know how to contour beyond what I’ve seen in like video clips on Facebook, I honestly didn’t know what half the shit was, I don’t know fuck all about makeup
That said I think I did an acceptable job
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computer editing software lmao
but really higher end foundations don’t do that as much or sometimes what i’ll do bc im poor is do a liquid foundation base around acne / blemishes and then go over the whole face w/ a powder foundation.
the 2 things that rly make makeup covered acne stand out is sometimes liquid foundation makes ur skin look oily & the change in texture from skin to foundation. both can be fixed w/ powder foundation.
also maybe try different brands to see which ones you like better?
straight boys often have literally no idea how makeup works, it’s absolutely fucking wild like they really think it’s ALL lipstick and eyeshadow??? i’ll mention wearing makeup (i’m a gay dude) n they’ll be like “so you do drag?” and i’m “uh no i actually wear it to look more masculine if anything” and they’ll look SO fucking confused
“i’m literally wearing makeup right now,” i’ll say.
“what?? no you’re not!!!” they all vehemently insist, now searching for the Femininity in my face.
“i have concealer on to cover up my acne and make my whole face less red in general, my eyebrows are filled in to make them look bushier, and i’ve contoured my cheekbones, my jawline, and around my eyes all to look more defined so i look both more masculine and older. yall have never seen, and WILL never see me without makeup on.”
and even with that explanation, they remain baffled more often than not. they’ve gone their whole lives only knowing that makeup is a Girly Substance with no thought given to the actual purpose of each type of makeup, to the point that they’re completely unable to conceptualize it as a thing that could alter your face in a non-feminine way. they’ll have expressions that make it seem like their brain is rebooting so that they don’t actually have to process any of that information.
it’s so fucking sad tbh
Reblogging. Trans men out there could probably do with this boost actually. I’m not sure if it would necessarily occur to folk to use makeup to look more masculine!
i am trans actually! and makeup definitely is part of how i manage to pass. darkening eyebrows and cheek n jaw contouring does fucking wonders
THE GIRL WHO DOES MAKEUP TUTORIALS AFTER EDIBLES JUST POSTED A VIDEO WHERE SHE DOES GRANDMA MAKEUP AND USES WATER BALLOONS AS BOOBS AND ONE EXPLODED IN HER BRA
