When people try to pick your character while playing video games…
Person1: Yo, dude, get off Yoshi?
Person2: Imma be Yoshi.
Person1: I’m always Yoshi.
Person2: Imma be Yoshi this time.
[ˆsword sound effect]
Person1: Give me Yoshi!
Person2: [panicking] Take it! Take it! Take it! Take it!
Yoshi is the best