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MASTERLIST OF SPANISH SLANG TERMS ~
This is based of this other wonderful masterlist based on French slang terms. There aren't many people out there who rp characters that are Spanish or have Spanish background; but this masterlist is essentially in case someone would want to roleplay those kinds of characters or have their character be learning Spanish. Or maybe you just want to learn some Spanish slang, it's all cool. I'm Spanish myself so I'd say I have a pretty good idea of this. Also reminder that Spanish slang (as in from Spain) may have nothing to do with the Spanish you'd find in places from Latin America since they have different cultures and even words. Anyways, here we go:
BASIC STUFF
SLANG AND ABREVIATURES YOU'D USE
ROMANTIC THINGS AND STUFF
INSULTING AND CURSING
These would be most principal ones but there are more, actually. If you have any doubts you can come to askbox and I'll most definitely answer you.
Despite my terrible editing skills here is a masterlist of vagina education
Know Your Anatomy
Arousal
why do you get turned on and not know it
Masturbation
21 Ways to have More Fun While Masturbating
Vibrator Review by Everyday Women
The G-Spot
G-spot (along with a and u) video
Orgasm and Ejaculation
Everything you should know about the female orgasm
10 Quick Tips for Reaching a G-Spot Orgasm
Tips and Techniques
10 Tips to Fingering my Girlfriend
Periods
8 Common Questions About Your First Period
The Facts About Irregular Periods
Home Remedies for Period Pains
Alternatives to Pads and Tampons
FTM menstruation problems (yahoo answers)
Virginity
Does Losing Your Virginity Hurt?
Birth Control
Birth Control Methods Fact Sheet
Interactive Methods (this one is great seriously it’s a personal fave)
How to ask your mom for birth control
FPBP (family planning benefit program)
Do you qualify for free birth control/where to get it
Condoms
Top 5 Reasons for Girls to Carry Condoms
Misc. Stuff
Crazy Interesting Facts About Your Vagina
hope this helps someone!
I save a helpful links so I think “ow,i should made a masterlist”. I only found the link from my bookmarks.
**maybe i renew/add a new link that i found
HOLY FUCK
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I save a helpful links so I think “ow,i should made a masterlist”. I only found the link from my bookmarks.
**maybe i renew/add a new link that i found
WRITING HELP/CHARACTER
- writing a bitchy character (1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10)
- writing a cocky character (1,2,3,4)
- writing a emotion character (1,2)
- How to play a hippie
- Playing the quiet character.
- Portraying the shopaholic.
- Portraying a mute character.
- Portraying a kleptomaniac.
- How to play the stalker.
- Writing distant, indifferent characters.
- How to write a character who stutters.
- Writing a character who is sassy.
- A guide to playing a southern character.
- Portraying characters with crushes.
- How to portray a teen mom.
- How to play a character who is mean.
- How to portray a character high on cocaine.
- Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.
- Playing an efficient male character.
- Portraying the asshole.
- Playing a character who suffers from shyness.
- How to play a mentally ill/insane character.
- Writing a character who self-harms.
- Writing a happy character.
- Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.
- Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.
- How to play a victim of rape.
- How to RP a blind character.
- Writing a leader.
- Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.
- Writing a character with depression.
- Writing a character who is homosexual.
- Writing a character with schizophrenia.
- Playing a fe/male character.
- Writing a character with Nymphomania.
- How to write a worry wart.
- How to write a character with HPD.
- How to write a bad ass character.
- Playing a pansexual.
- Tips on writing a drug addict.
- Tips on writing the pregnant female.
- Writing insane characters.
- Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.
- Portraying a character with diabetes.
- How to play a prankster.
- Playing a character who has been adopted.
- Portraying a vampire.
- Playing a character with an eating disorder.
- Portraying a character who is anti-social.
- Portraying a character who is depressed.
- How to portray someone with dyslexia.
- How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.
- Portraying a character with severe depression.
- How to play a serial killer.
- Writing a tomboy.
- Playing a pyromaniac.
- How to write a mute character.
- How to write a character with an OCD.
- How to play a stoner.
- How to write an asexual character.
- How to play a bitchy/vicious character.
- How to play a character with HPD.
- Playing a pregnant woman.
- Playing the burn-out.
- Writing a “nice” character.
- How to play a gentleman.
- How to play a shy/introvert character.
- How to play a naive character.
- Playing characters with memory loss.
- How to write a character who smokes.
- How to write pirates.
- How to write characters with PTSD.
- How to play a character who isn’t ready for sex.
- How to play the geek.
- Playing the manipulative character.
- Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.
- Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.
- Writing a character who lost someone important.
- Playing the bullies.
- Portraying the drug dealer.
- Playing a rebellious character.
- How to portray a sociopath.
- How to play a swimmer.
- Portraying a ballerina.
- Playing a promiscuous male.
- Playing a character with cancer.
- How to portray a bubbly character.
- How to portray a power driven character.
- How to portray the shy character.
- Playing a character under the influence of drugs.
- Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.
- Portraying a hippie.
- Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.
- Playing a character with asthma.
- Portraying characters who have secrets.
- Portraying a recovering alcoholic.
- Portraying a sex addict.
- How to play someone creepy.
- Portraying a foreigner.
- Portraying an emotionally detatched character.
- How to play a character with social anxiety.
- Portraying a character who is high.
- How to play a strong, female character.
- Writing a character with a hangover.
- Playing angry characters.
- Playing a character who is smarter than you.
- Playing and writing autistic characters.
- Portraying a trans character.
- How to portray a dominant character.
- Playing a character who is faking a disorder.
- Playing a prisoner.
- Playing the opposite sex.
- Portraying a character who has PTSD.
- Playing a character who stutters.
- Portraying characters with Aspergers Syndrome.
- How to play a depressed character who selfharms.
- Portraying the “dumb” character.
- How to portray a lesbian.
- How to play a blind character.
- How to play a sexual assault victim.
- Writing a compulsive gambler.
- Writing a closeted character.
- Playing a werewolf.
- Writing a character with an addiction to sex.
- Writing a character who is drunk.
- Portraying a character who is British.
- Playing a Brit.
- Portraying a character with amnesia.
- Playing heroes.
- Portraying a witty character.
- How to play an INTJ.
- How to play a vampire.
- How to play a character who is manipulative.
- Portraying the natural born leader.
- Portraying the character who is flirtatious.
- Writing a nice character.
- How to portray a character who has asthma.
- Playing a character with ADHD.
- Writing characters with anxiety.
- Amnesia
- Children
- A Death Scene
- Loosing Someone (2)
- Old Persons
- Physical Injuries (2, 3)
- Sexual Abuse (2)
- Fight Scenes (2, 3, 4)
- Horror
- Torture
- How to Describe the Body Shape of Female Characters
- Character Apperance Help
- Words to Describe Voice
- Body Language Cheat Sheet
- Character Development Exercises
- 101 Character Development Questions
- Art of Character Development
- Introducing Characters
- Characters You Need to Reinvent
- Making Characters Likeable
- Heros and Villains
- Describing Clothing
- Understanding Body Language
- 100 Positive Traits
- Mental Illness in Writing
- Conflicts and Characters
JOBS/HOBBIES
- Actors
- Ballet Dancer (2)
- Christianity
- Foreigners
- Gamblers
- Hinduism
- Hitmen
- Satanism
- Smokers
- Stoners
- Taoism
- Journalists
- Vegetarians
LOCATIONS
- Australia
- Boston
- California (2, 3)
- England/Britain (2, 3, 4, 5)
- New York
- Prison
- London
- The South (2)
GENDERS
- Females (2)
- Males (2)
- Transgender People
NAMES
- Female Names (2, 3, 4, 5)
- Male Names (2, 3, 4, 5)
- Last Names (2, 3, 4)
QUOTES
- Song Lyrics Masterlist
- Songs for Biographies
- Favorite Quotes: TV and Movies
- Favorite Quotes: Notable Authors
- Favorite Quotes: Celebrities
- Favorite Quotes: Popular Books (2)
- Quotes From Songs
- Character Quotes
- Masterlist of Bio Lyrics
- Masterlist of Bio Quotes
- Masterlist of Song Lyrics
- Biography Lyrics
- A Masterlist of Quotes
- +130 Quotes
SMUT
- Smut Guide: Casual Sex
- Smut Guide: For Beginners
- How to: Write a First Time Sex Scene Romantically
- How to: Smut - The Bare Bones
- How to: Smut (For Virgins)
- How to: Write Lesbian Smut
- How to: Write Smut (2, 3)
- How to: Write a Blowjob/Prepping for Smut
- Smut Guides of Tumblr
- Tips on Writing Sex Scenes
- A Guide to Language in Smut
- Domination and Submission
- Making Love
- A Smut Guide
KISSES
- How to: Write a Kiss (2)
- Different Types of Kisses
- Writing Out the First Kiss
GRAMMAR
- Placement of Speech Tags
- Grammar and Spelling
- Grammar Slammer!
- American vs. British Grammar
- HyperGrammar
- Grammar Girl
- Punctuating Dialogue
- How to Use the Semicolon
- Introduction to the Basic Rules of Punctuation
- Comma 101
- All About Dialouge
- 11 Grammar Tips
- Comma Usage
- Correct Use of Apostrophe
- Proofreading
- Transition Words
- 40+ Tips to Improve your Grammar and Punctuation
- Better Writing: Grammar & Spelling
- Semicolons and Colons
- Underlining and Italicizing
- Dashes and Parentheses
- Hyphens
- Apostrophes
- The Ellipsis
- List of 1000+ Adjectives
ART
- painting tutorial
- colour palette (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)
- drawing clothe folding
- avoiding drawing the same face
- draw ice
- anatomy help
- free drawing program (1) (2)
- sai brushes (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8)
- draw hair
- drawing ref
- dont know what to draw?
- draw 3D room tut
- drawing eyes
- lip tutorial
- how to draw jeans
- how to draw arms
- expression tutorial
- drawing hair and fur
- drawing cats
- pose reference blog [its actually a blog full of references i-]
- download photoshop
- paint blood
- color blender
- draw hands
- hands 2
- photoshop help (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
- remove backgrounds from images online
- clouds
- brush setting ref (SAI)
- kissing ref
- how to draw curls
- realistic woman body ref
- draw knees
- draw feet
- shadow help
- male body
- lips ref
- contouring and highlighting
- draw wings
- change images using blur (PS)
- gray
- hat ref
- glowing stuff
- pastel colors
- draw grass
- eyeliner ref
- Painting tutorial
- Female/male arms
- Kneeling + Sitting ref
- Dragon head view tutorial
- SAI brushes 86786
- Drawing expressions
- Sai Brushes 1
- NGE colour palette 1
- 100+ colour palletes
- Avoiding same face
- Face contours/highlighting
- free art MyPaint
- Body anatomy help 1
- How to shift images using blur in PS
- Drawing clothe folding
- How to draw ice
- Colour palette 1
- Colour palette 2
- SAI brush settings 2
- SAI/PS pixel brushes
- Warm/Cool gray
- Flower crown tutorial
- Skin colour palette
- Pink colour sheet
- How to draw butts&thighs
- The male torso
- Drawing glowing stuff in SAI
- Drawing horse/animal legs on humans
- Drawing clouds
- Muscular male with bow stock photos
- Pastel colours
- Drawing grass fields in SAI
- Expressions&Legs
- All about the human body
- 20+ colour palettes
- Colour conversion
- Kissing ref
- Creature design
- Colour meanings
- Creating expression
- Tutorial masterpost (100+)
- Lineart
- Canine
- How to colour
- Pose studies
- Feline comparisons
- How to draw penis
- Leaf pressing
- 100+ anatomy references
- How to draw folds
- SAI brushes 3
- Sitting poses
- Colour palette 4
- Cloud painting
- How to draw 3D rooms
- Colour info
- Colouring ref
- Hair tutorial
- Clothing ref
- Bodies and poses
- SAI brushes 5
- Colour scheme designer
- Folding ref
- Heads&Angles
- Paint tool SAI masterpost
- Drawing ref masterpost (10+)
- Hair+Fur
- How to draw faces
- SAI brushes 4
- Anatomy of mutant humans
- What should I draw?
- Free art software
- pastel colour ref
- Mass art ref
- Soft SAI brushes
- ways to draw stuff
- SAI brush settings
- baseball cap ref
- Penis ref
- Drawing human wings
- Cool free art software
- Huge art ref
- Colour blender
- 2 SAI brushes
- Photoshop for free
MAKEUP
- eyeliner
- how to apply blush
- how to draw eyebrows
- ombre eyeliner
- lipstick trick
- the kitty eye ^.^
- nude lips
- smokey eye make up
- what you need to know about beauty
- 5 of the best foundations
- best powder foundations
- quick foundation tip
- how to apply liquid foundation
- breaking it down
- makeup highlights tutorial
- blush for your skin tone
- how to apply bronzer
- how to contour your face
- apply blush like a pro
- blush according to your face shape
- d.i.y. gel liner
- get the perfect winged liner
- get winged liner using tape
- awesome eyeliner tricks
- 9 different eyeliner looks
- different eyeliner styles
- guide to applying eyeshadow
- suit your eyeshadow to your eyes
- glittery smoky eye
- get the perfect smoky eye
- a shade for every occasion
- kool-aid lip stain
- best lipsticks for blondes
- hot red lips
- how to get gradient lips
- lipstick shades for fall
- how to make any lipstick look matte
- get soft kissable lips
- long lasting makeup tricks
- victoria’s secret model tips
- saving face
- beginner’s guide
- when will it expire?
- 10 makeup tips from mac
- best tips from professionals
- 18 beauty essentials
- basics you should own
- make-up brush tutorial
- brush tricks
- clean your makeup brushes
- make-up brush guide
- make up hacks
- easy make up tips
BODY CARE
- the runaway to gorgeous skin
- winter dryness
- acne foundation routine
- wash your face correctly
- how to wash your face 101
HAIR
- messy bun tutorial
- different ways to braid
- three-braid updo
- waterfall braid
- how to fishtail
- romantic curls
- braid + bun updo
- how to do pastel hair
- 8 ways to wear a bow
- 4-strand braid
- braided bun
- braided headband
- dutch braid crown
- pin curls!
- how to contour
- everyday makeup routine
- lipstick using crayons
- eyeliner ref wow
- filling in eyebrows
- banana facial mask (moisturizes)
- strawberry facial mask (acne prone skin)
- avocado facial mask (dry skin)
- yogurt facial mask (sensitive skin)
- list of oils to add to your face masks
- already made masterpost :*
OTHER
- sleep calculator
- survive nature
- rain
- tumblr music
- calming rain
- need a hug?
- like the sound of a coffee shop?
- can’t remember the name of a song?
- the thoughts room
- how to love yourself
- upload anything from your iPhone etc. to your laptop
- learn another language
- make HUGE unpoppable bubbles
- play some piano
- draw a stick man and watch the story!
- thousands of stars (you can zoom in/out and learn about them)
- check if a username is taken (any site! twitter/tumblr, etc)
- draws stuff as you move your curser
- tell your thoughts to no one
- play with cob web
- make music with balloons
- learn to play the guitar
- learn to build a ship in a bottle
- learn origami
- learn some yoyo tricks
- make your own stuffed animals
- how to decorate iphone cases
- make a candle
- important things you should remember
- how to kill your anxiety
- how to help someone with their anxiety
- look for literally any book you want (free)
- waterproof your shoes
- know what your emotion is
- how to love yourself
- ultimate writers resources masterpost
- learn how to make punk edits without photoshop
- dont know what to read?
- learn a new habit
- how to answer the top 35 asked questions when applying for a job
- want to draw?
- The quiet place
MOVIES
- Giant Movie masterpost
- Disney movies masterpost
- Superhero movies masterpost
- Movies for when you’re sick
- Scary movies masterpost
- Tumblr dedicated to finding movie links
- When to pee during a movie
HOLY FUCK
iiiiiiiiiiiiit’s ~ theeeeeeeeeeee ~ GREAT BIG REF OF EVERYTHING WITH EVERYTHING INSIDE! REBLOG THIS FREAKING REFERENCE LIST, THESE REFS ARE THE PERFECT GUIDES!!!!
Anonymous asked:
kaijuno answered:
Ah yes make my own post to get shit on.
Listen kid. I’ve been on this site for years. I know exactly what they’re playing at here with the “this post is only for trans women” bullshit. Posts like that get thousands of notes but there’s no support for trans men. I’ve seen this happening for years. People on this site treat trans men like shit.
There’s not one actual reason a trans-positive post has to be either for trans women or trans men or any other trans identity. Including both hurts literally no one and helps some. The only reason some one would be upset about the inclusion of more trans identities in a positive post is transphobia.
Further, you can’t fucking takeover a post on tumblr. It’s an open and public website, and yes someone might add something to a post you don’t like, but guess what? You can ignore them, anon, and you can still respond to, edit, or otherwise interact with the post the exact same way as before.
This is an extensive list of free computer programs that you can download. Most of the programs here are freeware, but a small number have only free trials available. The list originally came from the March 2008 issue of PC Magazine. There are programs on this list compatible for Windows, Mac, and Linux but I cannot guarantee if each program works with your system. I am also not responsible for any harm caused by any links. Please notify me of any programs I should add to the list or links I should update. Enjoy.
Adobe Reader: This simplest of Adobe’s PDF programs lets you do just about anything PDF-releated (besides creating new ones), including online collaboration. It includes a host of features to aid users with disabilities.
Audacity: Whether you’re recording or editing, Audacity is all about audio in practically any format.
GIMP: The GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP) does most of what Photoshop does.
Open Office: You can spend a lot for Microsoft Office or nothing for this suite with full-function word-processor, spreadsheet, database, presentations, even an equations editor.
Thunderbird: Mozilla’s no-cost e-mail alternative is extensible, fast, and easy to master. And a wealth of free add-ons means there’s not much this program won’t do, from calendars to encryption.
Ubuntu: This Linux-based operating system comes with many of the programs listed above and is absolutely free.
WinAmp: After a decade of playing music, the “skinnable” WinAmp has several versions, including one with full CD ripping and burning.
Avast: Spiffy-looking Avast notifies you by e-mail or IM if it catches a virus. You can’t schedule scans, but its recovery database can help if a virus damages your files.
AVG Anti-Virus Free Edition: Its control center is awkward, but AVG scans files on demand, upon access, on a schedule, and in e-mail. Its rescue disks will help you recover from disaster.
Avira AntiVir Personal Edition Classic: AntiVir scans files on demand, upon access, and on a schedule; it doesn’t scan e-mail attachments until they’re saved but it does go to work on rootkits. It’s especially good at co-existing with other security software, it has the Virus Bulletin’s VB100% award and certification for virus detection from ICSA labs.
HijackThis: Run HijackThis, save a log, and then post the log on sites that support the program. You’ll quickly get personalized experts to help remove any malware.
NanoScan: In less than a minute, NanoScan can analyze all processes running on your computer and identify viruses, Trojan horses, spyware, or other malicious programs.
ThreatFire AntiVirus: Threatfire detects the bad guys by their behavior, not by outdated virus signatures. It’s surprisingly accurate and a good companion to standard antivirus apps.
Trend Micro HouseCall: Use the venerable House-Call online scanner to get a second opinion or use the app for cleanip when malware prevents installation of a local antivirus utility.
Comodo Firewall Pro: This protective dragon keeps hackers out of your system, controls which programs can access the Net (its whitelist of about one million means you get fewer pop-ups), and blocks tricky “leak test” techniques. It’s both tough and good-looking.
ShieldsUP!: Be sure your firewalls are keeping your always-on internet connection hidden from attackers. ShieldsUP! provides a quick confirmation.
SmoothWall Express: Got a spare PC? Turn it into a dedicated network firewall with this open-source download.
ZoneAlarm Free: The free edition remains a useful protector against hack attacks against programs that abuse your Internet connection.
EULAlyzer: Wonder what you’re agreeing to when you click “I Accept”? Don’t worry; just drag EULAlyzer’s target icon onto the EULA for a quick report on any troublesome language.
Hotspot Shield: Create an instant virtual private network (VPN) tunnel between your laptop and the router at any Wi-Fi hot spot to protect your data from snoops on unsecured networks, even if you’re using extra encryption. If you’re on a network that limits the use of certain apps (such as Skype), the VPN could give you unfettered access. It even works with your wired connection for an extra layer of security.
Kruptos 2: Kruptos makes a file accessible only to someone who knows the password.
PC Flank: While ShieldsUP! tests your firewall’s ability to stealth all ports, PC Flank performs surgical strikes that emulate specific malware attacks to verify that your firewall blocks them.
GnuCash: Users can track their bank accounts, stocks, and expenses in this financial program using a double-entry accounting method.
AbiWord: Volunteers keep this open-source word processor alive. It closely mimics the look and feel of Microsoft Word 2003 and earlier.
Gliffy: An online-only diagramming tool with more options than you can flowchart. The free version is limited to five diagrams.
Google Docs: Google’s slicky designed office suite offers online shared word processing, spreadsheets, and presentations - and best of all, a solid alternative in the office-suite space to the totally dominating Microsoft Upload or e-mail your current documents for storage and editing.
KompoZer: A full WYSIWYG Web-page authoring tool aking to Dreamweaver. KompoZer integrates an FTP site manager for file uploads.
NeoOffice: This is a version of OpenOffice for Mac OS.
Notepad++: Notepad++ handles text - especially source code - in ways that the basic Windows Notepad could only dream of, with embellishments like tabs and color coding.
Scribus: This open-source page layout tool has features comfortable to big names like Pagemaker, plus support for PDFs and scalable vector graphics (SVG).
Zoho: Zoho features every tool you could want - word processing, spreadsheet, presentations, database, even a wiki - and several you never knew you needed. Some are also available off-line.
Backpack: Backpack is more than a to-do list site. Your five easy-to-update pages send reminders via e-mail or SMS and include a whiteboard for online collaboration.
Essential/PIM Free: Imagine taking the e-mail out of Microsoft Outlook to get a killer personal information manager (PIM). That’s what EssentialPIM is all about.
Google Calendar: Featuring seamless integration with other Google products, sharing capabilities, and SMS reminders, this Web app does for calendars what Google did for search.
Lightning: To be more like Microsoft Outlook, Thunderbird needs a calendar. Lightning provides that, plus a to-do list. It can even sync with Google Calendar.
Microsoft PowerToys: Microsoft PowerToys is a set of freeware system utilities for power users, developed by Microsoft for its flagship operating system, Windows. They include Color Control Panel Applet, Power Calculator, SyncToy, and others.
Remember the Milk: Never Forget another grocery item, or anything else, using this extensible online task manager. It’ll send reminders via e-mail, SMS, and IM.
Lightning Calendar: Lightning Calendar is Mozilla’s calendar that is meant to work with their other app; Thunderbird.
30 Boxes: One of the best-looking online calendars, 30 Boxes features easy-to-grasp pop-ups for adding events and viewing schedule details.
Yahoo! Calendar: Track your schedule and share it with friends, then sync your calendar with Outlook to your phone.
Allway Sync: Sync files between your PC and an external drive, filtering by folder, the name, or file type. The program displays warnings about questionable files before syncing.
DriveImage XML: Make an image of your entire hard drive for backup and restore purposes.
FolderShare: Install the utility on multiple computers, create an online account where you identify each computer, and pick folders to synchronize. Up-to-date data becomes available on all those PCs whenever you make a change in a folder, with sync taking place in the background so you’re never disturbed, just happy to find your files whenever you work.
MozyHome Free: MozyHome provides automatic online backup for up to 2GB of your data.
PassPack: Pack away all your passwords in this secure online vault; it even logs you into Web sites.
SyncToy v2.0: Make sure folders across your networked computers contain the same files, even on drives that change location and name.
Launchy: Launchy launches (duh) applications, files, folders, or searches via a command-line-esque interface.
ObjectDock: Organize your application shortcuts in a toolbar that mimics the look and feel of the Macintosh dock, complete with icon animations. It will even mimic Windows Taskbar buttons. Add in extras (docklets) like real-time clock and wether forecasts, even a fully functional Windows Start buitton and Recycle Bin, to get everything you need.
QuickSilver: This open-source launcher takes plug-ins that allow it to do anything you want in the Mac OS.
Absolute Uninstaller: Replace the Add/Remove Programs control panel to get batch uninstalls and clear out leftovers that Windows frequently misses when uninstalling.
CCleaner: The extra C is for crap, and that’s what CCleaner gets ride of: all the detritus left behind in the course of using Windows.
CoolMon: CoolMon displays all of your system’s vital statistics, including use of your CPU, RAM, and hard drives, internal PC temperature, and more.
Defraggler: Defragment your entire hard drive - or just one heavily fragmented file at a time.
DriverView: DriverView lists every single device driver running on your system, with extra info on each.
Eraser: Shredders are popular in the office, sow hy not have the digital equivalent? Eraser adds a right-click menu that will do away with a file or folder forever.
FileZilla: FTP client for accessing multiple sites or to use as an FTP server. In both cases, FileZilla has convenient drag-and-drop support.
Glary Utilities: Glary offers a tong of utilities for cleaning, optimizing, and securing Windows in one package.
Microsoft Virtual PC 2007: Install anything - DOS, OS/2, or any earlier version of Windows - as a virtual machine. It’ll run in a separate window on your computer.
SandBoxie: Place a layer of “transient storage” - a sandbox - between your applications and your hard disk to stay safe.
SecureZIP: Compress and decompress files on the fly, even in e-mail through Outlook integration, and encrypt archives as desired.
Task Killer: Stop any Windows process dead; this is handy for clearing frozen applications.
TinkerTool: Get access to additional preference settings in Mac OS to turn on hidden features.
Uniblue ProcessScanner: You can do the Ctrl-Alt-Delete salute in Windows to see what’s bogging down your PC, but can you understand the results? ProcessScanner, coupled with the online Process Library, provides extra information on each process (like whether it autostarts or not, and who makes the software in question) and even lists the security risk to your system for running it.
BitLet: Who needs a BitTorrent client? Just find the torrent metafile link on a tracker site, plug it in at BitLeg.org, and let it retrieve the file as if you were downloading it from a regular Web site.
Universal Extractor: See what’s inside any archive files - ZIP, RAR, even EXE.
uTorrent: The tiniest BitTorrent client around (only 214K) comes with all the torrent download features you crave.
miniMIZE: miniMIZE puts thumbnails of your minimized applications on the desktop for easier access.
Netvibes: Stay up-to-date on news, sports, weather, and social media with this personal dashboard app.
Quero Toolbar 4: Replace the Internet Explorer address bar to integrate ad blocking.
XYplorer: Multiple tabs and improved search enhance and replace the boring old Windows Explorer.
Yahoo! Widgets: Fill your desktop with tiny interaces for everything from stock picks to RSS feeds to weather forecasts and more. Pick from over 4,300.
Foxit Reader: Perhaps the fastest PDF reader around. Foxit includes a free annotation tool. Add-ons enable support for new file formats and UI languages.
Samuraj Data: You can display PDF files in your Web browser when no other reader is available.
ZamZar: File conversion is no longer a complete nightmare. Just go to ZamZar, upload a file, choose from a long list of extensions (including image, doc, musiv, video, and compression types), and enter your e-mail address. When it’s done, ZamZar will send you the converted file.
LogMein Hamachi: Instantly create a free, peer-to-peer VPN connection between your computer and other people’s. Download the software, create a network with a unique name, give it to friends you want to join, and start sharing files with them - even your iTunes folder.
NetStumbler: Use it to detect any Wi-Fi network in your vicinity and see if it’s open for use, or just use it to troubleshoot your own.
PrinterAnywhere: Share your printer with others over the Web; in turn, send jobs to other shared printers, no matter their location.
Blogger: Blogger was one of the first blog-publishing tools. Years after Google bought it, it remains one of the best, especially for newbies. Create a simple weblog and let the Blogger host it (with a blogspot.com name) using the slew of provided templates, or use it to publish a blog on your own domain.
Windows Live Writer: Live Writer is not a word processor, but a universal, WYSIWYG blog posting tool more powerful than most blog service’s own tools.
Wordpress: It lacks the simplicity of Blogger or Tumblr, but the commercial offshoot of Wordpress.org offers some of the best tools of any hosted blogging service.
Wix: Create a free website with this easy-to-use website builder.
Pidgin: Open source tackles instant messaging in this client, which supports more IM networks than you’ve ever heard of.
Trillian: Access all your IM accounts from a single interace that also logs all your conversations, if you desire.
GizmoProject: Gizmo competes with Skype to offer free, peer-to-peer over-the-Internet phone and video calls, but uses open standards.
Gmail: What to dow ith nearly limitless e-mail storage space - that’s the enviable quandary of Gmail users, who can store up to 5.5GB worth of e-mail and chats. Other perks include advanced search options, real-time updates, and conversations.
Outlook.com: Microsoft’s clunky browser-based email has been revamped in recent years giving it a smooth menu, more customization, and making it more user friendly.
Mail Redirect: This is an add-on for Mozilla Thunderbird which allows you to bounce a message to the proper recipient without revealing that you got the message first.
ooVoo: ooVoo video chat is more P2P than Skype (no supernodes!), with a better picture. It supports up to six co-videoconferencers, file transfers, and group text chat.
SightSpeed: SightSpeed has better video quality than ooVoo, but in a less attractive interface. more than two video chatters will cost you, as will file transfer and group chat.
Skype: The classic video chat and messaging software with a clean interface.
Juice: Aggregate all your favorite podcasts in one place for easy listening.
Levelator: Levelator adjusts the levels of your audio files to give the perfect balance.
Reaper: The name is short for Rapid Environment for Audio Production, Engineering, and Recording. That pretty much says it all.
Wavosaur: A low-price and low-profile audio editor, Wavosaur doesn’t even need installation. Just click the executable to start processing and recording sounds. It lacks some of the features of full programs like Audacity, but for quick-and-dirty MP3 editing it can’t be beat.
Cinelerra: This is professional video-editing software for the Linux crowd.
Handbrake: Convert your DVDs to MPEG-4 (or just the audio) for backup purposes or editing.
Jing: Jing shares what’s showing on your monitor with others online, or record it for future viewing.
Miro: Miro combines BitTorrent downloads with video play-back to become the next best thing to your DVR.
MythTV: Use your Linux box as a homespun digital video recorder (DVR).
Songbird: The open-source answer to iTunes (from the makers of WinAmp) plays your music and videos.
TVersity: Turn your computer into a server to stream video and audio to just about any device on your network.
Ustream.tv: Reviewers call this the absolute easiest way to broadcast live video from your webcam across the Internet. It is owned by IBM now and you can use it for a 30 day free trial without cost.
Videora Converter: Convert nearly any video you can find online (or on DVD) for use on any video-capable iPod, iPhone, iPad, and most mobile phones.
VLC Media Player: VideoLAN’s open-source VLC can replace nearly every media player. It supports almost every audio and video format imaginable and doubles as a server for streaming your music and video to other computers.
Google Photos: Google’s all-in-one photo manager makes it easy to get pictures off a camera, organize them, and even edit and share them.
IrfanView: IrfanView previews images (or even audio and video) and then converts or optimizes them without opening a separate editor.
Paint.NET: This program is probably the closest thing to Photoshop you can get free, courtesy of a student project.
Ribbet: Instantly edit pictures in this Web site. Upload images from your computer, Flickr, Picasa, or elsewhere.
rsizr.com: With one of the best Web interfaces yet - all in Flash - rsizr.com incorporates smart resizing to avoid distortion.
Splashup: Another beauty with a Flash interface, Splashup sets itself apart with multi-image editing and a fukk-screen mode. You can also download Splashup Light for the same program on your desktop.
Windows Live Photo Gallery: Windows Live Photo Gallery gives other photo-editing software a run for its money, sharing many of the same photo-enhancing and sharing features- such as red-eye reduction, exposure adjustment, cropping, color, sharpen, and auto-adjust. What’s more, Microsoft serves up histogram adjustment, panorama creation, and photo-CD burning.
Command & Conquer: Download the games from this classic franchise including Command & Conquer, Red Alert, Dune 2000, and more.
Kongregate: More than 2,600 free games are on here.
Warzone 2100: A free downloadable game that’s a bit dated, but still entertaining.
technology related sensory memories from my childhood
The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint
Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked
The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass
The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover
The sound effects in kidpix
Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands
…God, it is so weird these things aren’t around any more. Cause it’s true, the sensations are so distinct. It’s bizarre to think about missing these tiny relics.
since everyone is posting their fav fesh pince part heres mine
mm mmMM
look i think i know how to help will. we’ve gotta AttaCK ‘im,
*walks over*
*cries* *audience laughs*
(aAaWwwww AAa Awwwwww)
WOIYOIYAYAYAEOU WEEO doodadadEEeeEEeeEEeeEEEE
*audience laughs uprariously*
I WAS MINDIN MY DAMN BUSINESS EATIN SOME DAMN FRUIT bababababababaBAba babababababaBAba bababababababABa *zooms in* 8gunshot* *duck drops* *wiggly noise*
AAURAUGHRAA I WAS MINDIN MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI MY DI DI DII DI DI
oouoouuu :(((
*audience laughs*
I love when people caption YouTube poop sentence mixing
Charlie with his dog!!! (and some ripped jeans… mm)
Anonymous asked:
Hmmm mm, mayhaps