27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
*fantasizes abt people caring abt me and making an effort to include me in stuff*
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#no for real #learned that i was going too #*likeI think its funny that when iRobot came out, people got freaked out because iRobot is a real company and “oh my god iRobot is gonna make super smart sentient robots that are gonna kill us!!” When in reality, iRobot’s flagship product is the roomba, which is undoubtedly the dumbest idiot robot I’ve ever had to deal with.
I feel like Obama and Biden are in a game of “how gay can we be before the media starts asking questions”
Straight people think that either you know you’re gay from childhood or something big happens one day and you Realize (and it is like that to some of course) but lbr for many it goes like
or whatever
Adam Ellis is one of the youngest people at Rooster Teeth and that always fucks me up real bad
Is meat loaf like, real? Like the singer. The singer meat loaf. Is he real or is that just some weird collective hallucination. My mom is unironically obsessed with him so my views of meat loaf are biased. Like is he a legit act because like he just seems SO stereotypical like it might be satire. Is Meat Loaf For Real.
Is meat loaf like, real? Like the singer. The singer meat loaf. Is he real or is that just some weird collective hallucination. My mom is unironically obsessed with him so my views of meat loaf are biased. Like is he a legit act because like he just seems SO stereotypical like it might be satire. Is Meat Loaf For Real.
My neighbors named their cat after him
But. Is he real.
New cryptid: Meat Loaf the Human
What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon
I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona
Little velociraptor
Lads
ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like
more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit
they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease
they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice
they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin
they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur
and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage
I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME
I love you Mr. Meepmeep
What the fuck those things are real I thought it was just a cartoon
I thought the same thing when I moved to Arizona
Little velociraptor
Lads
ok but roadrunners are so cool, I can seldom think of a bird more velociraptor-like
more people need to know they’re real because look at this, this is some real walking with dinosaurs shit
they have powerful legs allowing them to run up to 20mph and leap to impressive heights with ease
they are extremely swift and fearless, quick enough to take down a sizable rattlesnake and other large prey animals like lizards and mice
they have several unique adaptations to thermoregulate, such as the dark patch of feathers on their back which acts as a solar panel to absorb heat, or its crest that either releases or absorbs heat by exposing its skin
they have these long, stiff tailfeathers that they use as a counterbalance when running, very reminiscent of the rod-like tail of a dromaeosaur
and they are capable of bursts of flight/gliding with incredibly beautiful plumage
I’m genuinely shocked how many people think they’re made up, they are real and they are AWESOME
Anonymous asked:
Wait does that mean Adam Ellis could have stolen the real-time horror thing from you?
lmao no like real-time horror / ar storytelling has been around a long time. If you wanna be specific the War of the Worlds radio broadcast in the 1938 was probably the first popular/modern use of it. It just wasn’t as common to see on the internet until recently so it was harder to spot what was real and what was fake. Adam Ellis did his story and got a movie deal out of it so like, tons of people know about the genre now and know the hallmarks of what makes it fake vs real. Plus he put like actual photo editing and shit into his story, I just spit out some garbage and slapped it online
