Ex Astris Scientia — the-plaid-princess: When your pet adjusts their...

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When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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Anonymous asked:

my sibling wants 25 dogs, but one of their roommates said that they couldnt have more than 2 so my sib was like ‘okay, only two dogs... and 23 cats.’ i swear to god, if they genuinely get that many pets, i will both be in heaven and in hell because i love animals but i’m like deathly allergic to fur and cats and dogs but i love them so much

Pls just have them make a petting zoo so that I can visit and pet all the animals

i have flea spray for my cats (it’s organic and like no chemicals we good) and the label says “works on horses, cats, dogs, humans, and other pets!” and im fughsn 

im just imagining someone trapping a whole ass person in a bathroom or something and spraying them down while they hiss at you

i dont do that with the cats i put it on my hands and pet it into their fur they actually love it or ill put it on a cat brush and brush it in they go fuckin nuts for that shit

Anonymous asked:

I don't agree about gmos but can we team up to steal dogs/cats from vegans who try and make their pets vegan too bc THOSE ppl need some slaps upside the goddamn head

My question is why don’t you agree about GMOs? I’m genuinely curious.

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hauntedtoasts

“so tell us, guys: how can we make hockey more fun? did somebody say puppies?”

stuckinnet

always reblog lil puppies slip slidin on ice for a good autumn and winter

hauntedlyfes

adding some kittens in the penalty box!

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they were the little stars of a pre-recorded video played during a tampa bay lightning game in 2021. if there were two players in the box, there would be two kittens there to represent them

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hauntedtoasts

“so tell us, guys: how can we make hockey more fun? did somebody say puppies?”

stuckinnet

always reblog lil puppies slip slidin on ice for a good autumn and winter

hauntedlyfes

adding some kittens in the penalty box!

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they were the little stars of a pre-recorded video played during a tampa bay lightning game in 2021. if there were two players in the box, there would be two kittens there to represent them

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rantmachines

this is adorable but when it comes to sports animals, let’s never forget mantis-chan chilling on top of a baseball player’s cap mid-game (video linked)

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and robles actually let it hang out there and told it how many outs there were 🥺 a top 10 sporting moment

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HISTORY SIDE OF TUMBLR

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Please prove your excistence and teach me about history, I would thank you with my life.

history-jokes

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Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He was obsessed with cats. When his wife was asked if he had any hobbies, she responded, “Cats.” He used to take home stray cats on a regular basis. One time he found some kittens on a farm during a military meeting and he put them his lap and petted them affectionately. Then he told the owners of the kittens to make sure they were given warm milk after he left.

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Gouverneur Morris once tried to unclog the blockage in his dick (historians think he probably had prostate cancer) by shoving a whale bone up his pee hole, which resulted in death

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Charles Adams, John Adams’s son, once got drunk and ran naked across Harvard Yard. He was expelled, but when John Adams spoke to the administrators he was readmitted.

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James Garfield was a student teacher at a college in Ohio and he had this really pretty smart student named Lucretia Rudolph but was too afraid to talk to her. So, when they were taking a class picture (a super long ordeal then), he bribed the photographer so he could sit next to her in the picture and finally make his move. They were married a year later.

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kaijuno

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Hi Europe! As someone whose had pets during heat waves, put them in the fridge. I’m not kidding. They’ll love it. Clean out a shelf and just pop them in. During the last Michigan heat wave I emptied out an ice chest just for the cats to relax in.

kaijuno

Also don’t like. Lock your house pets in there.

flardark

On really bad days my coworkers will take turns hanging out in the walk-in cooler. I bet the cats really enjoy the temporary relief same as we do.

kaijuno

They absolutely do! And people don’t realize it but if you’ve got furry friends remember that they get hot too!

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kaijuno

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Hi Europe! As someone whose had pets during heat waves, put them in the fridge. I’m not kidding. They’ll love it. Clean out a shelf and just pop them in. During the last Michigan heat wave I emptied out an ice chest just for the cats to relax in.

kaijuno

Also don’t like. Lock your house pets in there.

flardark

On really bad days my coworkers will take turns hanging out in the walk-in cooler. I bet the cats really enjoy the temporary relief same as we do.

kaijuno

They absolutely do! And people don’t realize it but if you’ve got furry friends remember that they get hot too!

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