A Steve is a Steve no matter how small.

A Steve is a Steve no matter how tall.

Really highlights how much of a difference Bucky would have had to get used to.

OMFG I JUST REALIZED IMAGNINE HOW MANY TIMES BUCKY TURNED AROUND TO SAY SOMETHING TO STEVE AND WAS SUDDENLY TALKING TO HIS BOOBS AND YOU JUST KNOW STEVE CRACKED A JOKE ABOUT “MY EYES ARE UP HERE, BUDDY” AND “IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ONE OF THE GIRLS YOU DATE? *COVERS CHEST IN PRETEND SHYNESS*”

aslkdfjasdfkljsfjk ITS SO AMUSING!

OMG YES

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

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Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

Chickens are supposed to eat their unfertlilized eggs to gain back the nutrients they lost, but it’s stolen away from them. If you look up “chicken eating eggs” it’s mostly forums on farmers searching how to stop their chickens from eating their eggs, which is what a chicken is like… supposed to do because it just lost all of that nutrients to an egg that wont turn into a chicken.

Also a chicken naturally lays only 10-15 eggs a year, but chickens used for eggs lay about 300/yaar. Metally they’re constantly going into brooding (mentally exhausting) and get eggs suck in them (called prolapsed egg). They aren’t naturally egg laying machines. Also they’re definitely malnourished from the taxing 300 egg laying process they weren’t meant to do.

Chickens eat their own eggs when they’re lacking protein or calcium, or they’re bored. Its not “Natural” its a symptom of poor husbandry. If a chicken is being fed the correct food it is getting all the nutrients it needs, there is no reason for them to eat their own eggs otherwise. 

A Red Junglefowl naturally lays a clutch of 12 once or twice a year. Chickens are not wild junglefowl. They have been domesticated for thousands of years and have been just fine laying an increased number of eggs. Problems with laying hens only started to be a problem when production became the main goal instead of the lifespan, because why feed a hen that lays 150 eggs a year for 7 years when you could have one that lays 600 in two years and dies afterwards. Leghorns and other industrialized egg layers are a problem. Which is why its so important to focus on heritage breeds, and good breeding with a focus on health and lifespan. Considering the fact the vast majority of breeds lay far less than 300 eggs a year and live long lives, that is not very hard to achive. Most backyard chicken keepers do not have industrial laying breeds.

I don’t know what you mean by “constantly going into brooding.” Most egg laying breeds don’t go broody at all. And if they do, it isn’t “mentally exhausting” its a hormonal cycle that triggers egg laying to stop and for them to incubate all day. My hens will go broody even when there are no eggs for them to incubate. Its not emotionally draining for them or whatever u think lt is lol?

Chicken are cannibalistic