Ex Astris Scientia — "I want to have this problem one day" - the day...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

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"I want to have this problem one day" - the day comes I work at CDC in the highly infectious diseases section. My ring cuts through the gloves and my hand. I'm now infected with ebola, HIV, and smallpox. Finally. I had this problem

You die 3 days later

But at least you’ve had that problem