If anyone says the words “Food,” “Dinner,” or “Hungry” at any time and in any context, Refurb makes this face and screams by her dish for ten minutes.
WHO SAID FOOD
I WANT FOOD
WHAT EVEN IS FOOD

FOOOOOOOOOOD MEEEEEEEEEEEE
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If anyone says the words “Food,” “Dinner,” or “Hungry” at any time and in any context, Refurb makes this face and screams by her dish for ten minutes.
WHO SAID FOOD
I WANT FOOD
WHAT EVEN IS FOOD

FOOOOOOOOOOD MEEEEEEEEEEEE
REFURB THE CAT IS GOING TO GET BOOPED ON THE NOSE THIS AFTERNOON
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES
UPDATE
SCOUTING REPORTS SHOW REFURB MAY NOT BE AWARE OF IMPENDING BOOP. NOSE REMAINS UNGUARDED.
ETA UNTIL BOOPING: APPROX ONE HOUR.
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES
UPDATE
USE OF SCOUTING DRONES A BAD IDEA; REFURB FEARS TERRIBLE FLYING SKY DEMONS. REGROUPING.
ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 45 MINUTES.
STAY TUNED FOR FURTHER UPDATES
UPDATE
AERIAL SURVEILLANCE REVEALS REFURB SURROUNDED BY GUARDS - SUSPECTS POSSIBLE AMBUSH?

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: APPROX 15 MINUTES.
UPDATE
WE HAVE TROOPS ON THE GROUND.

ETA UNTIL BOOPENING: 2 MINUTES
FINAL APPROACH. PERMISSION TO BOOP GRANTED.

BOOPENING IMMINENT.
BOOPENING SUCCESSFUL!
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
how much is the cat??
me when i see a fat cat: FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!!
FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!
me when i see a fat cat: FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!!
Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]
Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]
is that burnie burns
[video description: various short clips of a toddler walking up to a grumpy looking orange cat and snuggling their face gently against the cat’s side.]
I like how the kid pauses their toddler momentum before approaching the cat gently. Like, yes, cat understands that toddler must be treated softly. But clearly, toddler also understands that cat must be treated softly. That’s pretty great.
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
This often happens with feral cats! Meowing into adulthood is something cats learn for interacting with humans. If they don’t know any humans until they’re already adults, they just make whatever noises spring to their throat and you get… *gestures*