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27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Today a student emailed over a draft of his essay on 1984 and had clearly used a thesaurus on every single word, and how I know this is because the the party slogan ‘Big Brother is watching you’ had become ‘Enormous Sibling is viewing you’ and I lauged so hard I cried
you: big brother
me, an intellectual: enormous sibling
today’s very important post
THAT BOBCAT LOVES THAT BOY
He’s scent marking the hell outta that boy. So this is basically the equivalent of him saying “MINE, MINE, MINE, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!”
I love how in the third gif he dies that little wave of his paw like “C’MERE YOU”
That was my cat does, he’ll rub and groom the heck out of me
he just wants to be like his big brother

don’t do this to yourself fred
My mom’s birthday is the ides of march and mine is 2 days later on st patrick’s day and I was talking to a friend of mine about it the other day and said “oh my mom’s birthday is 2 days before mine” but she must have heard “my mom was born 2 days before me” because it took me about 5 minutes to explain to a full grown adult that birthdays happen every year and that my mother just so happened to be celebrating hers for 30 years before me
Anonymous asked:
Mine are from the pet store :)
It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room" will be complete.
all hail the glow cloud
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD.
IT IS OUR GLOW CLOUD.
16/? favourite fictional males : James Tiberius Kirk (Star Trek: AOS)
“sir, my crew was just following my orders. i take full responsibility for my actions but they were mine and they were mine alone. if i transmit khan’s location to you now, all that i ask is that you spare them. please, sir. i’ll do anything you want. just let them live.”
verdaint-deactivated20220627 asked:
I?? don’t recall because my memory is p garbage for certain things lol you could probably be like “yea ur a friend of mine” I would probably agree bc I wouldn’t be able to remember lmao
DINGA LINGA
CRUNCH
COME ON BOYS NET HIM
What have I done
This mail box is mine
And this triagonal sign
wê dęm bøÿš
@whimsical–dragon have you seen this yet??
… I have now