I made Ted Cruz in Dark Souls 2
I’ve been having a good time making Ted Cruz’s mouth really small and eyes really big
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I’ve been having a good time making Ted Cruz’s mouth really small and eyes really big
I’m calling the police
3 Pictures of Ted Cruz Redesigned As Disney Princesses
ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun

actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator
napoleon also is pulling out a gun
napoleon is the zodiac killer
I want everyone to push the Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer joke relentlessly until Ted Cruz is forced to address whether or not he is the zodiac killer in a debate
i see yr “ted cruz is the zodiac killer” theory and raise u a “ted cruz is literally every serial killer” theory.
I KNOW YALL ARE LAUGHING ABOUT NETFLIX AND CHILL WITH TED CRUZ BUT HAVE YOU SEEN SOME OF THE ACTUAL SHIT IN HIS STORE
This is fake. I just looked it up….. Seriously??
lmao here’s the direct links to the products since you’re having trouble
https://store.tedcruz.org/product/straight-outta-congress-poster/
https://store.tedcruz.org/product/blacklisted-loving-it-poster/
try harder
Muslims on Twitter have responded to Ted Cruz’s “patrol Muslim neighborhoods” suggestion by showing him what really goes on in Muslims neighborhoods. One tweet packed a powerful reminder about hate crimes.
Photos That look Like Renaissance Paintings
I wish we had the credit for all these photos
sorry about that, here you go:
four men, one smoking - Dimitri Staszewski
brawling ukrainian politicians - Valentyn Ogirenko
man painting with cat in foreground - Reddit user Ktai_Arterion
ted cruz - Jason Reed
man lying in busy street - Joel Goodman
laughing man framed by grimy window - Leo Berne
woman baking in sunlight - Bas Uterwijk
bickering traders on a red couch - Adam Grey
i keep this quote on my bedroom wall so i dont forget about it. why did we let ted cruz forget about this anyways? why didnt we, as a society, make more fuss about this quote? im haunted by it daily since tedward cruz looks down upon me every night calling himself a rat fucker and NO ONE CARED we just let him SAY IT