27. Astrophysicist, writer, artist. Michigan. Business inquiries: kaijunobiz@gmail.com
Ontario-based photographer Michael Davies timed this impressive shot of his friend Markus hurling a thermos of hot tea through the air yesterday in -40°C weather near Pangnirtung in Canada’s High Arctic.
the most elegant ‘fuck winter’ I’ve ever seen
I’m literally so pissed one the lab’s machines stopped taking data and I’m the only one on my team in town right now so at fucking midnight guess who gets to get out of bed and drive to the lab in sub zero temperatures to go to a cold ass lab because we have to keep the machines at 4K and make sure this 3 million dollar piece of fucking ice garbage idiot machine hasn’t killed itself I’m so pissed I’m livid
Why is the bedroom so cold?
Turned away on your side…
Is my timing that flawed?
Our respect run so dry…
Alien-like chatter of the world’s deepest lake as photographer shares eerie sounds of newly-formed ice. Alexey Kolganov films himself skating on transparent ice of lake Baikal, as new cracks form under his skates
Bro that is literally nature telling you to stop
Lake Baikal is just like that
always something new with this fucking lake
keeping a glass of milk cold is something science has yet to figure out. you cant put ice cubes in milk because it waters it down. you cant make milk ice cubes to put in it because the gods will definitely curse your family. you just have to chug it before it gets lukewarm. this is why humanity sucks
keeping a glass of milk cold is something science has yet to figure out. you cant put ice cubes in milk because it waters it down. you cant make milk ice cubes to put in it because the gods will definitely curse your family. you just have to chug it before it gets lukewarm. this is why humanity sucks
Thermos
Or a glass with a layer that you can fill with water. Freeze it solid then pour your milk in the glass that’s surrounded by ice
blocked
Arctic sea ice? Nope. The Great Lakes right now.
People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell
