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Some loser: “Please don’t watch the history of japan video AGAIN! You’ve watched it 83 times already!
Me:
Holy shit you’re right.
honestly this video is so good but the part that gets me every time is the fact that it’s so hectic and fast paced but there’s this long quite chilling pause after the atom bombs are dropped
just a moment of sobriety in the midst of the humor
Me, just about to watch the History of Japan video for the first time: what the heck is this why is there 9 whole minutes of it
Me now:
ESTP - the great depression is bad and japans economy is now crappy, but the military is doing just fine
INFJ - o p e n t h e c o u n t r y s t o p h a v i n g i t b e c l o s e d
ENTP - and japan said 🎶how bout i do anyway 🎶
ISFJ - the new prince wants everyone to try this hot new religon from baekje
ESTJ - the samurai became organized and powerful, more powerful than the government so they made their own military government
INFP - the shogun didn’t actually care he was off somewhere doing poetry
ENTJ - and also better than everybody else, they get rich and the economy goes wild
ISFP - 🎶now there’s more art 🎶
ESFP - all that stuff belongs to germany which just had war declared on by britain because britain was friends with belgium which is being trepassed by germany in order to get to france to kick frances ass because france is friends with russia who was getting ready to kick austria’s ass because austria was getting ready to kick serbias ass because someone from serbia shot the leader of austrias ass, er well actually shot him in the head
INTJ - yeah right it’s not gonna be this kid, its gonna be one of us, cuz we’re grownups
ENFP - a rich hipster named kukai is bored with modern buddhism
ISTJ - who’s going to be the next shogun?
ESFJ - now the entire country is not at war wit itself
INTP - and japan says can you maybe chill? and russia says how about maybe you chill?
ENFJ - knock knock get the door its religon
ISTP - 🎶hire a samurai 🎶
the history of japan video is like. just musical enough that it can get stuck in my head sort of but its not actually a song so ill be just
minding my own business
n then suddenly my brain just goes
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ok but can we take a moment to appreciate bill wurtz, the guy who made history of japan. if u look at his website, he’s been posting notes since 2004 and lemme tell u these are the best things i’ve read in a while
this guy is an Actual Living Meme™ and i love him
- tyler joseph is my smol bean child uwu clique represent!!
- Egalitarian. Anti-Feminist. Anti-SJ. Anti-Bullshit. Pro-Logic. I talk like a overhyped video game boss.
- silent gif/icon maker
- apathetic gay
- over positive plantkin uwu uwu uwu the world loves u!!!!!!!
- tracks you down over unfollowing, one strike youre problematic™
- emotional gay
- confused photo blogger who doesnt keep up with current events
You know adult memes? Like memes your parents and grand parents post about on Facebook? Of, like, those Despicable Me minions and that old sarcastic grandma cartoon? Those are the most embarrassing memes.
