The not so fantastic four
It’s the figures based on the never-released Roger Corman FF movie.
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The not so fantastic four
It’s the figures based on the never-released Roger Corman FF movie.
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fruitsoftheape100 is a terrible unfunny garbage ripoff of ratemyreptile, so check it out if you don’t feel like laughing. monky boy work iT’s magic in Secret ways for U and Ur daily life, namaste.
i can certainly conjure up better stream-of-consciousness nonsense in my sleep, ja.
Elmer ended this poor guys life with one word. He deactivated. He up and left this site because Elmer shut him down with just a single word. Three letters, no punctuation. The fruits have given him power beyond our understanding.

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conspira-c is a shitty sunny-d knockoff

Item: mirror in which Tumblr and DeviantArt admins trapped a bunch of Onceler knockoff OCs back in 2013-15–but the seal is starting to fade, and they don’t like being forgotten. Don’t worry…how bad can it be?

I’m just doing what comes naturally
go girl give us nothing
If you're buying Apple shit in the 2020s you totally deserve the ripoff that you get
I’m dog sitting and met a roomba for the first time. I hate it and it’s ruining my life
Be strong
MagNeato, my Roomba knockoff (Neato brand – almost as good at half the price!) is cleaning my apartment literally as I speak. It’s always a crapshoot, when I get home, as to whether he’ll be cheerily back in his charger or beeping in panic from somewhere he got stuck. Places he has gotten stuck include “whilst mounting the wii fit board”, “on a piece of velcro stuck to nothing”, “on the tiles surrounding my fireplace”, and “in the very center of underneath my bed for no visible reason”. Coming home on Mondays is like having a particularly dumb cat.
True facts, the first time I introduced R to Dalek Suck, my old Roomba, he asked to borrow it, took it home, and ran experiments on it (mainly he fed it tortilla chips to see how big a chip it could suck up whole).
The “whilst mounting the wii fit board” is when I completely lost my shit at work.

The babies will be beautiful.
This is why I love living in the future. Dumb cleaning drones are the best.
I especially love the story Geoff Ramsay told of how his dog shat in the living room while he was asleep and his roomba proceeded to spread the poop all over the house.
For those of you asking in the notes, yes this guy tried to kill his son.
He’s also the guy Gordon Ramsay was yelling at for lamb sauce
Nah, this guy has never been on a cooking show

Screencap of him losing on a cooking show and arguing about it
This was actually from a Shark Tank knockoff called West Texas Investors Club, he went on to beg for money for his barbecue sauce company. He was actually supposed to cook ribs for a cookoff, but the investors took over once it was clear he was going to serve 30+ people raw meat.
Guys there is actually a german ripoff of Aladdin by this terrifying “animation company” (I use that term loosely) Dingo Pictures and I wanted to share Aladdin’s song b/c it is funky fresh
My new morning JAM.
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