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anonymous-plume: “ brainflossandmindfrills: “ ultralaser: “ note-a-bear: “ thedatingfeminist: “ witch-of-habonim-dror: “ fordeadmendeadlywine: “ yesterdaysprint: “ what would you think of a woman who addressed a club meeting of men by telling them...
yesterdaysprint

what would you think of a woman who addressed a club meeting of men by telling them how charming, how well gowned, how pretty, they were?

fordeadmendeadlywine

This is why I really like books that are set in oldey times with people who have views like this, and why it annoys me when people say but that’s not historically accurate

witch-of-habonim-dror

tbh, half the time ‘not historically accurate’ is code for ‘i wish things were still like my imaginary version of 19th century England only minus the cholera’

thedatingfeminist

This just makes me absurdly happy, especially because it’s written by a man calling out other men for this shit.

note-a-bear

“But they didn’t know better” you sure about that?

ultralaser

dude was so mad about this he was snarking in all caps

brainflossandmindfrills

Four for you, John!

anonymous-plume

it’s back!

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Yaovi Mawuli, a high schooler from North Carolina, noticed that a fellow classmate of his had sneakers that were very worn down when other kids in the class made fun of them.  In the spirit of the season, Yaovi laced his classmate with a pair of “Concord” Air Jordan 11 lows to “help a brother out” as he stated in a Facebook message.

These are the righteous acts that need to be shown to the world….we need more people like this.

ludgatess

“How do I present i to him without him feeling like I feel sorry for him?” i am crying, he even worried about his classmate reaction and how to make a smooth move instead of try to act like a saviour. This is the type of actions and love we need

chelseawelseyknight

AWWWWWWWWW

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jesus-christ-officiallll: “chelseawelseyknight: “ludgatess: “jus-a-dash: “Yaovi Mawuli, a high schooler from North Carolina, noticed that a fellow classmate of his had sneakers that were very worn down when other kids in the class made fun of them....
jus-a-dash

Yaovi Mawuli, a high schooler from North Carolina, noticed that a fellow classmate of his had sneakers that were very worn down when other kids in the class made fun of them.  In the spirit of the season, Yaovi laced his classmate with a pair of “Concord” Air Jordan 11 lows to “help a brother out” as he stated in a Facebook message.

These are the righteous acts that need to be shown to the world….we need more people like this.

ludgatess

“How do I present i to him without him feeling like I feel sorry for him?” i am crying, he even worried about his classmate reaction and how to make a smooth move instead of try to act like a saviour. This is the type of actions and love we need

chelseawelseyknight

AWWWWWWWWW

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THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!???!?!?!?

aeriialace
pancakemilkshake pancakemilkshake

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998)
Rejected (2000)
All Your Base (2001)
Tidus Laughing (2001)
The End of the World (2003)
Badger Badger Badger (2003)
Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003)
GI Joe PSAs (2003)
Llama Song (2004)
Banana Phone (2004)
Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004)
Charlie the Unicorn (2005)
Cillit Bang (2006)
Caramelldansen (2006)
Metal Gear Awesome (2006)
Leekspin (2006)
Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006)
The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007)
Powerthirst (2007)
Paffendorf (2007)
Splash Attack (2007)
Caipirinha Dance (2007)
I Take a Potato Chip… (2007)
Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007)
Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008)
Danjo (2008)
Giga Pudding (2008)
The Ultimate Showdown (2008)
Balsamic Vinegar (2008)
Sakura-Con Commercial (2009)
Shamwow (2009)
Slapchop (2009)
OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009)
Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010)
HEYYEYAA (2010)
Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

bleutempete

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

pensivelyplayfulme

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

pancakemilkshake pancakemilkshake

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

aspiritualstate aspiritualstate

GI JOEEEEEE

akolnoix

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006)
Numa Numa (2006)
The Gummy Bear Song (2007)
The Duck Song (2009)
White & Nerdy (2009)
Trololo (2010)
Nyan Cat (2011)

theultravioletcatastrophe

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

kingknife

FUCK

thug

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

stripesandteeth

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

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What about - 

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

tamhonks

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

weaponizedhorse

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

moriahari

The ancient times

masqueraccoon

Llamas with Hats

stokerbramwell

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

bemusedlybespectacled

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

silfron
kaijuno

dude i love wearing lab coats i want to get ones with different increasingly bizarre names and titles stitched on them  

kaijuno

this is not a complete list 

  • Koreaboo Jones - Anime Protag
  • Dwayne the Glock Johnson - Weapons Specialist
  • Jaa’m - Dog Suffrage Activist  
  • Evil Carl Sagan - Evil Astrophysicist 
  • Human Manperson - Not 2 Children Stacked in a Lab Coat
  • Human Manperson 2 - Not a Lab Rat That Was Turned Into a Human
  • Queen Elizabeth’s OBGYN - Look Into My Eyes. I Have Seen Too Many Things. I Have Seen Unspeakable Horrors. I Am Plagued By Nightmares. I Don’t Think The Queen is Human. This is a Cry For Hel-
arsnof

Is Evil Carl Sagan an astrophysicist who just happens to be evil or is there a specific branch of astrophysics that focuses on evil astrophysics?

kaijuno

No there’s evil astrophysics

silfron

Yeah obviously there’s evil astrophysics, that’s how we got quarks

kaijuno

It’s actually the study of what happens to the human body when we throw them into black holes

quietdoppelganger
kaijuno

dude i love wearing lab coats i want to get ones with different increasingly bizarre names and titles stitched on them  

kaijuno

this is not a complete list 

  • Koreaboo Jones - Anime Protag
  • Dwayne the Glock Johnson - Weapons Specialist
  • Jaa’m - Dog Suffrage Activist  
  • Evil Carl Sagan - Evil Astrophysicist 
  • Human Manperson - Not 2 Children Stacked in a Lab Coat
  • Human Manperson 2 - Not a Lab Rat That Was Turned Into a Human
  • Queen Elizabeth’s OBGYN - Look Into My Eyes. I Have Seen Too Many Things. I Have Seen Unspeakable Horrors. I Am Plagued By Nightmares. I Don’t Think The Queen is Human. This is a Cry For Hel-
arsnof

Is Evil Carl Sagan an astrophysicist who just happens to be evil or is there a specific branch of astrophysics that focuses on evil astrophysics?

kaijuno

No there’s evil astrophysics

silfron

Yeah obviously there’s evil astrophysics, that’s how we got quarks

kaijuno

It’s actually the study of what happens to the human body when we throw them into black holes

quietdoppelganger

I assumed it was the study of how magnetic fields affect the rest of astrophysics

kaijuno

No that’s witchcraft astrophysics

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