Ex Astris Scientia — i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
macadamiamilkenema

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

seriousjones

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broliloquy

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

seriousjones

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

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