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[whispers real small] so do any of me followers ship kylux bc im garbage and want headcanons thanks ily
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Kylo: *backtalks Hux*
Hux: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Kylo: okay fucking jesus christ
Just got hold of ‘Aftermath: life debt’ before work, at my local Waterstones - flipped to a random page and found out that HUX is an illegitimate child named - ARMITAGE!!! Ahhhahahahahaa! What else will this book reveal??? I’ve also seen Leia and Han’s names mentioned a lot !!!
WHO TF IS HIS MOM?!?!!?
A kitchen servant - it tells us earlier in the book.
oh mY FUCKING GOD
Top five shitty Snoke theories:
- Snoke is Grand Moff Tarkin (proposed on the Jedi Council podcast).
- Snoke is Anakin.
- Snoke is a time-travelling Kylo.
- Snoke is Palpatine.
- Snoke is Ezra Bridger from Rebels.
(Do feel free to add your own, btw.)
Snoke is a short man behind a curtain.
-Snoke is five Ewoks stacked
-Snoke is Rey’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate
-Maybe the real Snoke was the friends we made along the way
- Snoke is junglejim4322
- Snoke is Rey’s father
- Snoke is just a social construct
- Snoke is A from Pretty Little Liars
- Snoke is a never-nude
- Snoke is a time-traveling Ron Weasley
- Snoke is Melania Trump’s speechwriter
- Snoke would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
-Snoke is three pangolins in a suit
-Snoke is the author of My Immortal
-Snoke is the zodiac killer
- Snoke is Darth Plagueis
- my friend honest-to-god suggested to me last week that Snoke is Han Solo
- Snoke is dark!Yoda
I’ve seen these on Reddit…
- Snoke is teleporting Luke
- Snoke is Rey
And to top it all off…
- Snoke is BB-8/R2D2/C-3PO (not even kidding and these people were dead serious)
Brilliant work people. This is the kind of team effort I like to see.
Here, have some Rian Johnson.
The world cannot see this enough.
Snoke is actually Mara Jade, the entirety of the events in Ep.7 is her trying to find Luke. They got into an argument, and he fled because she’s scary af when she’s mad. The orders to Kylo to find the map or destroy it were her assuring that she either finds her bitch ass husband, or no one does. Ben’s turn to the dark is revenge.
Snoke is Brendol Hux courtesy of The Alliance of Star Wars Fanatics Site on YouTube.
* Snoke is Leia
* Snoke was Ben Solo’s babysitter.
* Snoke was young Ben Solo’s imaginary friend which he unconsciously brought to life with his powers.
* Snoke is actually 5 inches tall / is the fear demon from Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
* Snoke is Orochimaru. (”Snoke is using you” he intends to steal Ren’s power/body)
* Snoke ships Kylux. Snoke is an immortal/long lived Sith lord and is playing the long game / it’s implied he has been manipulating Ben/Kylo and Armitage Hux for some nefarious purpose since they were children or even before they were born and he encourages their rivalry.
Oh, how could I forget–Snoke is Hux’s mother alien non-gendered other parent.
Snoke is just a very bored captain phasma
Snoke is “that stormtrooper that bumped his head in episode 4. That’s why he has the scar“ (from the comment on that video)
I just want this to become that scene from Spartacus where everyone says, “No, I’m Snoke.” “No, I’m Snoke.”
Epic reveal.
Snoke is George Lucas trying to get one over on the people who hated the prequels.
Snoke is the baby adopted by Hux and Kylo Ren who returns to the past as Snoke so he can make sure his parents get together, a la Back to the Future.
Snoke is a crowdsourced sith lord, meaning every single rumor and theory that has been made about him will all be simultaneously represented in the film and made canon
- Snoke is Darth Vader
- Snoke is an A.I.
- Snoke is Michael Jackson
- Snoke is Ganondorf
Snoke is michael jackson’s corpse
Snoke is how everyone would be after 2 years of trump’s government
Snoke is Darth vader’s non existing fiancée
Snoke is Colin Mochrie
Snoke is Donald Trump in disguise
Snoke is just there to force Kylo and Hux into marriage
Snoke is dead but returns anyway to haunt Kylo for being a ‘Punk Ass Bitch’
Snoke is Chewbaca
Snoke is a Jedi
Snoke is TheLegend27
Snoke wrote “We Are Number One”
It’s strange … I would have thought I’d be dead by now. But if anything … I feel more alive than ever. Burning with anima. Exploding with spirit. Dancing at the center of an inferno, at the edge of a black hole, halfway to infinity. Not afraid of death … Because I’ve never been further from it.
[Ieva suit sensors indicate severe overheating]
[Connection lost]
At another time … in another life … perhaps things could have been different.
This was not that time.
This was not that life.
But the adventure is only just beginning.
I finished Lifeline: Silent Night and I’m in an angsty mood so suffer with me.
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i was trying to get back into the hang of backgrounds for a commission but i ended up really liking a cloud study so i slapped a beach on it and then kylux happened i dont even know
Cat in the summer meadow, 1920 - Bruno Liljefors (Swedish, 1860-1939)
