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The Stare 🐱 by Thomas Sanders
THIS IS SO TRUE OMG
that leg lick is either some great flexibility or some great friendship
Until you know the truth, it’s both for now. It’s Schrödinger’s cat vine
Thomas: (pointing) My cat’s silly.
Cat (played by Thomas): (Licking its leg. Suddenly turns and looks somewhere off camera as the X Files theme plays. Goes back to licking its leg.)
Thomas: WHAT DID HE SEE!? (Friend is crawling away.)
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
how much is the cat??
me when i see a fat cat: FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!!
FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!
me when i see a fat cat: FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT FAT CAT !!!
Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]
is that burnie burns
Cat ownership in a nutshell. (x)
[Person: Lookit this fucker.
Cat: *muffled meowing*
Person: He’s got a cat door - *clicks light* - that he can come in. But nope! He wants to come in the door!
Cat: *muffled meow*
Person: You wanna come in the door? Y'wanna come in? Alright, watch this - *door squeaks open* WELCOME to the house, Joe! Come on in–
Cat: *runs away, jingling*
Person: You FUCKER!!]
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
I have a fluffy cat and a chunky cat that are about the same size but only the fluffy cat is a loaf. She’s not that heavy but she’s soft and fluffy like a loaf. My chunky boy, on the other hand, is a dense lump of cat. He is a bean burrito and not a loaf