The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme had fuckin Obi Wan Kenobi’s fine ass walkin around but she decided to fall in love with that emo pissbaby sand child instead

Wait am I the only one that didn’t know Ewan McGregor’s uncle was the guy that played Wedge in the original 3 Star Wars movies

i always wondered about the star wars universe how history is so easily forgotten like “oh so they stories were true?” yes rey!! have you never seen holos? anything? “who was my dad” are u kidding me luke what happened to ur dad is like the modern day equivalent of obama dismembering donald trump with a katana inside a volcano but then! i remembered! look at their fucking data of the death star plans its a fucking floppy disk and look at scariff they put all their records on EVEN MORE awkward and inconvenient floppy disks imagine having to carry around a suitcase full of fucking vhs sized floppy disks and they all look alike!! no labeling! are those the plans to the death star or a recipe for a space casserole? who knows! no wonder history is lost so easily jesus