i have like a nearly photographic memory but only for like,,,,, creepy ass things. like i only remember something if recalling it is going to make me look like a fucking creep i feel like. a girl the other day lost her phone in my department and her and my coworker Dennis were looking for it and i was like “what’s going on? and Den was like “she lost her phone” and my creepy ass self was like “the white one? she handed it to her mother when she wanted to try out one of the bikes we have. her mother has it.” and the girl was like “no she gave it back i know it” but sure enough her mother came back in and was like “I have it I forgot you gave it to me when you wanted to try the bike out” and after the girl and her mom left dennis just looked at me and was like “holy shit jess”
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