- luke skywalker: hey kids wanna know something neat
- luke skywalker: it turns out that saving thousands, millions, billions of lives from the empire does not, necessarily, make you a qualified teacher
- luke skywalker: see i studied under a little known art called "kind of winging it"
- luke skywalker: and many jedi teaching records are lost to the years
- luke skywalker: so uh
- luke skywalker: who wants to see some lightsaber tricks
- jedi academy kids: LIGHTSABER TRICKS
“Dammit, Luke! This isn’t a hair commercial!” Han Solo at some point probably.
