- Poe Dameron: *stares into space*
- Space: *stares back*
- Poe Dameron: *winks*
- Space: *blushes*
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Please send me Poe Dameron headcanons I need them for science reasons
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Oh my goodness he would. If someone was having a bad day he’d just bring out his guitar and that asshole probably knows everyone’s favorite song.
And he’s probably a really good singer.
And people would want to be mad at him for being the “playing guitar in the lobby” guy but he’s just so sweet no one could be annoyed by it.
poe is just,,, ,so fucking gay
Poe Dameron and Kaydel Ko Connix deleted scene from Star Wars The Last Jedi
Oh, you mean a shit ton of Resistance fighters would have died on D'Qar if not for Poe’s so-called stunt? U know what’s funny is I already knew that FROM THE TEXT OF THE FILM but I seem to be in the minority on that. SO WEIRD.
OH, YOU MEAN THAT ONCE AGAIN, POE “DON’T PUT YOURSELF IN DANGER JUST TO TAKE THE HEAT OFF ME” DAMERON FULLY INTENDED TO BE THE ONLY CASUALTY OF THE RESISTANCE THAT DAY?
YOU MEAN POE “TRICKS HIS DROID INTO THE LAST ESCAPE POD AND SPACES HIMSELF BECAUSE BB-8’S SENTIENCE IS WORTH MORE TO HIM THAN HIS OWN LIFE” DAMERON WAS THE ~SOLE X-WING UP AGAINST A DREADNOUGHT ON A SUICIDE MISSION~ NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED GLORY BUT BECAUSE HE KNEW SACRIFICING HIMSELF MIGHT SAVE THE WHOLE FLEET?
AND DIDN’T NEED TO BE POORLY TAUGHT THAT BY A SHITTY GLORYHOUND SKETCHY “LEADER” WHO DIDN’T ACTUALLY GET IN FRONT OF THE FLEET, BUT RATHER WAITED UNTIL 99% OF THE RESISTANCE HAD DIED BEFORE MAKING THE SPLASHIEST MOVE THEY COULD?
YOU MEAN POE “I JUST WANT MY PARENTS’ SACRIFICES TO HAVE BEEN WORTH IT” DAMERON WAS LITERALLY ONLY IGNORING *LEIA’S ORDER TO SAVE HIMSELF* – AND EVERY BOMBER PILOT WAS INDIVIDUALLY IGNORING LEIA’S RETURN ORDERS IN A BID TO SUPPORT POE AS A TRUSTED FRIEND, NOT AS A LEADER SENDING THEM TO THEIR DEATHS?
YOU DON’T SAY!!!
Aries: Han Solo
Taurus: Rey
Gemini: Princess Leia
Cancer: Finn
Leo: Poe Dameron
Virgo: Padmé
Amidala
Libra: BB-8
Scorpio: Kylo Ren
Sagittarius: Anakin Skywalker
Capricorn: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Aquarius: Yoda
Pisces: Luke Skywalker
them: poe dameron isn’t gay, star wars wouldn’t put that in their franchise
me: ok. but.
me: if lip bites don’t mean ‘fuck me’ then what does
The story just broke so I’m praying it’s misreporting but 😢😢😢
The most unrealistic thing about the Star Wars prequels is that Padme had fuckin Obi Wan Kenobi’s fine ass walkin around but she decided to fall in love with that emo pissbaby sand child instead
Wait am I the only one that didn’t know Ewan McGregor’s uncle was the guy that played Wedge in the original 3 Star Wars movies
Someone made a music video of a bunch of Star Wars dogfights and set it to Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins and its really??? Great??????